Pointless Porn

In which Sirius comes home from work at the nightclub . . .

. . . and Pesters.

Sirius: "Psst - Moony. Moooony. Wake up. I'm bored and horny."

But Remus had already had . . .

. . . quite a lot of fun on his own with his new toy.

Remus: "See? It's brilliant. And it's got these nubs on the end."

Sirius, rendered speechless: "C'mere."

Starts by doing that thing with his tongue . . .

. . . before getting down to business.

"Eughh."

Then they get to it.

Remus: "Yeah, just like that . . ."

Sean - tell me what you think of his new outfit.

And . . .

I just like these.