( Like you really give a big rat's patooty! )

I'm livin' in beeyootiful Smashville Tennessee. I've been here for a little over 2 years and I love it!

You must know however, that I was hatched and raised in Mineral Wells, Texas, the greatest state in the nation. And I wear that badge proudly. I've even got a tattoo on the bottom of my foot that says, "Made In Texas".

Did you know that Texas happens to be the largest glacier-free state in the nation! In Texas, everybody owns an oil-well and gets a free gold-plated Cadillac when they get their driver's license. Of course I'm serious!

You know, there's two kinds of people in this ol' world...Texans and those that wish there were!

I've done my share of road work through the years. I 've played all over the western U.S. and Canada and I don't believe there's one beer joint or honky-tonk in Texas that I haven't played or at the very least, been fired from!

Since movin' to Nashburg...er, Nashville, I've gotten very involved in the recordin' end of the bidness. I've learned a few things after workin' with some of these big-shot engineerin' whiz-kids. Not only do they want ya' to play in time but in pitch too! Make up your mind, one or the other, you can't have both!

I'm currently workin' in a project for newly signed Arista artist, Brad Paisley. And man, he's a sho'nuff hoss! We're lookin' for him to be the next Speck Rhodes. (If you laughed, you're showin' your age. If you didn't, never mind!)

I don't drink or smoke but I do like to dip snuff and swear like a sailor!
( Soundin' better all the time, huh ladies? )

Golf is another one of my major passions too. I ain't no good but I sure do like cussin' real loud outdoors. I always get my money's worth as I seem to swing at the ball a lot of times.

As you sit there in your cozy little cabin readin' this, I think it's only fair to warn you that on occasion I like to climb in behind the yoke of a Cessna 172. So, if you hear the faint drone of an airplane engine that sounds like it's gettin' a little too close for comfort, you better grab Mama and the kids and yank 'em down to the root cellar.

Now you got the complete skinny on me. This oughta' give you something to yap about around the water cooler tomorrow.

In closin', I'd like to leave you with this final thought...

"If thang's 'uz different.....thang's 'ud be different!"

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