"One fiddler pretended to be
so inebriated that he had to be helped onto the stage by one friend, the fiddle then
precariously propped in place by a second assistant. After a few false starts, and
round of snickers by the the audience, the fiddler straightened up and ripped off a
blazing hoedown--to bring down the house."
Farmhouse Fiddlers Music &
Dance Traditions in the Rural Midwest - Philip Martin