swimqtpie113: im horny
swimqtpie113: u wanna fuck?
NateC124: who's this?
swimqtpie113: Tina
NateC124: how'd you get my s/n?
swimqtpie113: i searched for it and found it
swimqtpie113: u wanna cuM?
NateC124: haha yeah sure
swimqtpie113: right now
swimqtpie113: with me
swimqtpie113: o yea
NateC124: lol cyber then
swimqtpie113: ok how bigs your cock?
NateC124: 2.5 inches
NateC124: what are you wearing
swimqtpie113: nothing i mean wat is the size hard?
NateC124: 2.7 inches
NateC124: i am wearing an oversized japanese anime t-shirt with mustard stains on it and boxer briefs
NateC124: my cock is swelling at the sight of seeing a girl, i have never seen a real one before
swimqtpie113: o yea w/e
NateC124: i slowly walk over to the bed...shit...tripped..its ok, through my jelly rolls and sagging breasts i manage to get up anyway. i am ready to please you, mistress
NateC124: are you ready to be rocked
swimqtpie113: yea right, not by u
NateC124: why not baby i have been watching anime pr0n for all my life now i am ready
NateC124: i hold you down with my jello arms...oh, wait, gotta piss. sorry.
NateC124: 30 seconds..
NateC124: i am back now. my cock is soft again. but i am watching the newest episode of dragon-ball z, i am now tall as a tree (2.7 inch tree)
NateC124: i slowly reach for your breasts....wait, those arent it....ok, there, found them....i am slapping them, doesnt it feel good? no? oh, i am unsure of what to do.
NateC124: are you ready for the best orgasm of your life
swimqtpie113: yes
swimqtpie113: but not with u
NateC124: i push aside my gut and find my penis. even though you are saying no, i pretend it is the wind. i guide it with my hand into your gaping, whorish vagina
NateC124: i am not even close to your clitoris.
NateC124: i instantly get off, it is a massive load, it is all over you
NateC124: oh baby.
NateC124: did you just have the best time of your life?
swimqtpie113: yea...
NateC124: well, i guess you want a relationship or something now...well i don't have time for one, i have to get back to my japanimation...sorry, goodbye.
swimqtpie113 signed off at 7:07:23 PM.
And the rest...
BabiiBluEyez76: ur a super stud
NateC124: lol why thank you
NateC124: who's this
DesertFox928: BLiNgbLiNg3336: Threeatep: do you wanna keep next friday open to see a movie or something?
l l babii x3 l l: nate
l l babii x3 l l: make me smart.
NateC124: lol
NateC124: HAHA even i cant do everything, you are talking about herculean tasks here
CuteLiLRiSs20: wheneer you type in caps peopel awyas think youre yellin at them for some gay reason]
NateC124: because thats what it means....
ox ver 8 17 0 xo: you're great nate
ox ver 8 17 0 xo: haha that rhymes and that's a veronica myers sayin so it should go into your profile
Auto response from NateC124: "AFTERMATH" EMO SONG #1: RUNNING FROM NOTHING
mattpietro527: running from nothing, looking for something
flying forever, hiding from you
looking for something, running from nothing
my darkest thoughts becoming true
CuteLiLRiSs20: haha.. EMO ALLT HE WAY!
Tarheel769: im so hot
Tarheel769: its like 80 right now
NateC124: arrogant
NateC124: though i find you very sexy
Slackr1010: Freshman vs. the Croutons
NateC124: whaaaat
Slackr1010: haha, here's a story, ok at lunch there was a freshman, i think a member of the SSS, lindsay dieblers crew, anyway, she was struggling with the bag of croutons trying to pull the tops apart, and so being the nice guy i am, i walk over and say u need some help. she hands it too me, i look at the bag, it says "tear here" at the top, i hand back the open bag of croutons
MarkG09789: ahh going turkey hunting on saturday
MarkG09789: cant wait..
l l babii x3 l l: what is with all these threads aboout 4.20?
NateC124: uh tomorrow is 4/20
l l babii x3 l l: but everyone is acting like its a special day
NateC124: you seriously have no idea what 4/20 means?
l l babii x3 l l: no..
NateC124: shes an arrogant tool
BLiNgbLiNg3336: haha
BLiNgbLiNg3336: what's arrogant?
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