Temperance: Lackadaisical

Sport: Basketball

Accessory: The hat...

Restaurant: Hong Kong Buffet

Music: Country (just kidding. Country blows)

Drink: Lemonade

Problem: Corn's growing wrong? I feel like a redneck in the hat

Tolerance for Assholes: Moderately high

Television: Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Movie: Braveheart

Transportation: Strolling

Religion: Baptist

Political Affiliation: Republican

Video Game: Harvest Moon

Sports Team: Washington Redskins, but I seem to hate the Cowboys less

Quote: None

Summary: I feel like a redneck in the straw hat. As I should. It's a straw hat. Anyway, I found this hat and kind of liked it. Wore it into Kong with Lindsay (Trucker; Enola Legend) and then lost it somewhere at Corey's. Shame.