Temperance: Loud and obnoxious

Sport: Beer pong

Accessory: Broken bottle

Restaurant: The bar, but Kong is in mind

Music: Rap

Drink: Guess.

Problem: The drinks are warm

Tolerance for Assholes: Low

Television: Porno

Movie: Still Braveheart

Transportation: Stumbling

Religion: Forgotten

Political Affiliation: Republican

Video Game: Halo

Sports Team: Washington Redskins

Quote: "24 beers in a case...24 hours in a day. Coincidence?" (I actually think that quote is extremely stupid)

Summary: Well, well. You've stumbled upon Party Collier. All should be back to normal the next morning, or at least the morning after that. And for all you parents and otherwise bored adults, this is a joke...so lighten up and stop being a douche.