Victim #1: Clay Bandy

xofoxybabee27: hey
claymation20: ?
xofoxybabee27: wanna cyber?
claymation20: pretty sure not
xofoxybabee27: y not?
claymation20: hmmm...lets see....i don't know you
xofoxybabee27: so..cybering is fun it relieves stress...baby..
claymation20: i am not into porn
claymation20: nate collier
(At this point, I realized I had messed up pretty bad. When loading my buddy list onto the new screen name, it accidentally loaded my old profile...with natecollier.tk featured prominently).
xofoxybabee27: whos that?
claymation20: name in your profile
xofoxybabee27: oooo yeah i met him online he has a funny website
claymation20: you met him online?
claymation20: that's interesting
xofoxybabee27: why's that
claymation20: that you would im me
claymation20: and know him
xofoxybabee27: you know him?!
claymation20: i mean, there are what, 9 billion people on earth?
xofoxybabee27: 6.4 billion
claymation20: oh, right
claymation20: so why are you iming me?
claymation20: if you don't know me?
claymation20: ?
xofoxybabee27: i wanted to cyber im kinda horny sry
claymation20: and so you just decided to im me?
xofoxybabee27: yea
claymation20: so my im name just popped into your head?
xofoxybabee27: no lol i looked u up on screen name search
claymation20: so you knew i was a guy?
xofoxybabee27: yeah ur name is clay i looked at ur profile first
claymation20: i see
claymation20: so what is cybering?
claymation20: you do that with collier?
xofoxybabee27: i did it with collier once or twice he is really good and hes only 16 i think thats what it says on his site anyway its like phone sex except on AIM!! its hott
claymation20: i see
claymation20: seems like he's a little young for that
claymation20: i should slap him on the back of his head
xofoxybabee27: how do u know him
claymation20: he is a student
claymation20: i was one of the teachers
xofoxybabee27: oh wow that is strange
claymation20: oh yes, one big coincidence i'm sure
xofoxybabee27: well anyway im ready to skip the formalities and get down to the dirty if you know what i mean
claymation20: not without me knowing who you are!
xofoxybabee27: my name is sarah do u want a pic
claymation20: k
claymation20: well?
xofoxybabee27 wants to directly connect.
claymation20 is not accepting Direct IM connections.
xofoxybabee27 wants to directly connect.
xofoxybabee27 is now directly connected.
xofoxybabee27: sry i forgot to hit the button
claymation20: oh
claymation20: ok
xofoxybabee27: hold on i have 2 find it
claymation20: like on the internet?
claymation20: where did you find that pic
xofoxybabee27: on my computer
claymation20: oh well a lot of students have been talking to me lately
claymation20: i'm not sure what is a prank and what isn't, sorry
xofoxybabee27: so now that you know who i am, are you ready?
claymation20: if you're sure you won't regret it
xofoxybabee27: i won't...it's always good...and you seem like a really nice guy
xofoxybabee27: so are you coming to my house now...im waiting on my bed...
claymation20: well, i don't know where you live
xofoxybabee27: i live in new jersey but just pretend baby
xofoxybabee27: are you ready for the best time of your life
claymation20: yeah
xofoxybabee27: i pull you onto my bed...already my breasts are hardening...it is hot in here, what are you going to do
xofoxybabee27: dont make me wait baby
claymation20: i can't tell you what i would do
claymation20: ur underage
xofoxybabee27: i am 22 what do you mean
claymation20: so where do you go to college?
xofoxybabee27: im not in college lets just say i wasnt too smart in high school :-\
claymation20: so you moved on to cyber sex?
xofoxybabee27: yeah...it is about the only good thing left in my life, so won't you help me?
claymation20: well, with looks like that i'm sure you would have no problem finding real guys
xofoxybabee27: youre real, arent you?
claymation20: yeah
xofoxybabee27: well then...
claymation20: well, i won't know you're real till i meet you
claymation20: you can be one of my weirdo high school students!
xofoxybabee27: hm...well do you want to meet me
claymation20: for all i know
xofoxybabee27: lol i doubt theres anyone that looks like me at ur high school
claymation20: yeah, but be understanding
claymation20: people can send fake pictures
xofoxybabee27: thats true...i guess i have heard of that happening
claymation20: anyways, i gotta leave....so send me some more pictures if you have more on your comp.
xofoxybabee27: okay...talk to you later sometime ...baby
claymation20: otherwise, you could just be collier
xofoxybabee27: oh i really dont know him well just been to his site
xofoxybabee27: you should put that ice cream on me...
Auto response from claymation20: ice cream

Victim #2: Lauren Myers

xofoxybabee27: hey
BLiNgbLiNg3336: hey..whos this?
xofoxybabee27: i dno if i should say my name yet...wanna cyber?
BLiNgbLiNg3336: um..no
BLiNgbLiNg3336: who is this?
xofoxybabee27: y not
BLiNgbLiNg3336: b/c that's nasty..andi dont even kno who this is
xofoxybabee27: wats wrong w/cyberin
BLiNgbLiNg3336: who is this?
xofoxybabee27: ok my name iz sarah
BLiNgbLiNg3336: how'd you get my sn?
xofoxybabee27: o i found U on a aol screen name search and wanted to cyber with a hott foxy young gurl lol how old are you
BLiNgbLiNg3336: that's disgusting..im a girl...2 girls shouldnt cyber
xofoxybabee27: y not i think it is hott
BLiNgbLiNg3336: i dont
xofoxybabee27: lol
BLiNgbLiNg3336: how old are you
xofoxybabee27: i am 24
xofoxybabee27: how about you...baby
BLiNgbLiNg3336: dude..im only 14
xofoxybabee27: lol well thats not bad
xofoxybabee27: you wont tell right?
BLiNgbLiNg3336: tell what
xofoxybabee27: tell anyone that we cybered
BLiNgbLiNg3336: or..we didnt
xofoxybabee27: but we are going to
BLiNgbLiNg3336: um..not were not
xofoxybabee27: y not...baby
BLiNgbLiNg3336: b/c that's disgusting
BLiNgbLiNg3336: im 14..and im not cybering w/ a 24 year old dyke
xofoxybabee27: but it would be erotic
xofoxybabee27: how can you pass up this perfect passion
BLiNgbLiNg3336: what's your problem? why do you want to cyber w/ some1 you dont kno..that's 14
BLiNgbLiNg3336: and is another girl?
xofoxybabee27: because i like little girls
xofoxybabee27: call me michelle jackson
BLiNgbLiNg3336: oh...wow your soo funny
xofoxybabee27: lol i thought so too
BLiNgbLiNg3336: oay
BLiNgbLiNg3336: okay*
xofoxybabee27: lol
xofoxybabee27: well are we gonna get to this or what
BLiNgbLiNg3336: you go first
xofoxybabee27: okay...i see you on your bed..what does it look like
BLiNgbLiNg3336: its pink sexy w/ red lips on them
xofoxybabee27: mmm...ooo god that sounds good right now
xofoxybabee27: how about your lips on my breasts
BLiNgbLiNg3336: mmm....tasty
BLiNgbLiNg3336 signed off at 8:48:35 PM.
BLiNgbLiNg3336 signed on at 8:49:21 PM.
xofoxybabee27: i missed you...you almost got me horny for a sec should i continue
BLiNgbLiNg3336: def
xofoxybabee27: i move toward you...what do you do
BLiNgbLiNg3336: kick you in the stomche bithc..quit cybering w/ me...im fuckign 14
xofoxybabee27: you just killed my kid!

After that series, I decided to talk to her on the normal screen name...the oblivious results are what really made me laugh about all this.

NateC124: so are you gonna cyber with that girl ever
BLiNgbLiNg3336: haha...um..no
NateC124: lol
NateC124: i fuond out a bit about her
BLiNgbLiNg3336: haha..like?
NateC124: she likes chinese, madden 2004, chillin, and lives in enola
BLiNgbLiNg3336: what..she lives in enola
NateC124: yeah apparently he really likes hong knog buffet
BLiNgbLiNg3336: its a he?
NateC124: and goes to giant and has a website
NateC124: yeah
BLiNgbLiNg3336: he's probably pretending to be you..?
BLiNgbLiNg3336: nate..i think we got a physco on our hands
NateC124: lol yeah i guess
NateC124: its called the page of goodness
BLiNgbLiNg3336: what the heck
BLiNgbLiNg3336: nate..
NateC124: this person sounds just like me
NateC124: what
BLiNgbLiNg3336: seroiously..we have a stalker
BLiNgbLiNg3336: or is it you?
NateC124: yeah it sounds like he knows me really well almost like it is me
BLiNgbLiNg3336: but its not you?
BLiNgbLiNg3336: is he/she still on?
BLiNgbLiNg3336: whatever it is told me it was a she
NateC124: oh thast weird
NateC124: hes not on
NateC124: hes in 10th grade and was born dec. 4
BLiNgbLiNg3336: o wow..that is so weird..im scurred now
NateC124: he moved here from northern virginia
BLiNgbLiNg3336: nate..what the hell
NateC124: he has brown hair and sometimes has an afro
BLiNgbLiNg3336: how would he know all that stuff about you?
NateC124: this is just what hes told me
NateC124: yeah, its really weird....
BLiNgbLiNg3336: nate serioulsy..its not you on anothe sn?
BLiNgbLiNg3336: another*
NateC124: is it?
NateC124: lol hey baby wanna cyber
NateC124: this is sarah
BLiNgbLiNg3336: i dont kno..that's what im asking you
BLiNgbLiNg3336: hahah
BLiNgbLiNg3336: loser
NateC124: lol
BLiNgbLiNg3336: it was you
NateC124: lmao i know
BLiNgbLiNg3336: hha
NateC124: gave you enough clues there didnt i
BLiNgbLiNg3336: haha eya..

Victim #3: Aric Bruner

xofoxybabee27: hey baby
Soccerdogg6: hey sexy
xofoxybabee27: whats up...you wanna cyber
Soccerdogg6: i cant cyber..i have a broken foot
xofoxybabee27: oh well im sure we can handle that lets try
Soccerdogg6: alrite..u do all the work though
xofoxybabee27: okay
xofoxybabee27: do you have a hot tub
Soccerdogg6: no..but u can imagine that if you want
xofoxybabee27: ok
xofoxybabee27: we are in your "hot tub"
xofoxybabee27: i savagely tear off your pants with only my teeth and a pair of chopsticks
Soccerdogg6: u fuckin japanese whore
xofoxybabee27: nevermind your racist comments, i look toward your erect penis
xofoxybabee27: 2 inches, nice
Soccerdogg6: thanks for stretching that one
xofoxybabee27: i try to touch it but i miss
Soccerdogg6: its really only 1.5
xofoxybabee27: oh, well just trying to give you a little confidence!
Soccerdogg6: haha .. well my fatness covers it up a lil bit
xofoxybabee27: well thats hott...i know a lot of my yu-gi-oh buddies that have big guts....they turn me on, do you play yu-gi-oh?
Soccerdogg6: wtf is yu-gi-oh
Soccerdogg6: sounds like a japanese rice kinda food
xofoxybabee27: anyway can we get on with the sex
xofoxybabee27: im looking forward to riding that 1.5 incher if you dont mind
Soccerdogg6: good luck w/ that
xofoxybabee27: ok, i am on top of your penis. whoops, i crushed it. game over, chump
Soccerdogg6: itll be like trying to catch a fish with a toothpick..almost impossible
xofoxybabee27: see ya baby

It's funny enough. Especially if you're the one doing it. I'm sure I'll get a few more oblivious people by the time I get bored with it...