"Vagina was just not meant for man...except to put his dick in...well, and babies." --Terry Jones, on the negative effects of cunnilingus.

"Man, I want to buy a midget." --Jun, on catching some wild Midgets.

"That's so fucking stupid! I'm tired of this goddamn favoring the ranked teams bullshit from this fucking game, dammit. THROW THE FUCKING BALL!" --Corey Myers, on NCAA Football 2004.

"Nate, look! It's getting bigger! --Paulette Sladinski, on poor word choice for explaining improving crab leg technique.