When I think of Avril Lavigne, I think either one of two things;
1) I wouldn't mind getting some of that.
2) Holy shit, her music sucks ass.

I swear every time I hear Avril Lavigne (I'm going to call her PAQ from now on)...every time I hear PAQ on the radio, I swear I feel like smashing my head through a window, not only because her music is HORRIBLE, but the fact that she has so many 10 year old fans she rivals Britney Spears. Her concerts must be like one giant screening of the latest episode of "Lizzy McGuire", honestly people...wake up.

I didn't always hate PAQ...the day I began to hate her was the day I saw her untalented feet strapped to a snowboard in some provocative pose sitting in the snow...I shat my pants TWICE. Not only do I snowboard, I feel insulted by the fact that that photo probably made 200 more 10 year old's say "Oh boy, she can snowboard too! Wow Avril is so cool!" Fuck no she can't snowboard, and don't say she can skateboard either.

Concern #2: Her BAND (yes, she does have a band) gets no credit for their work. I mean, the band is named after her for crying out loud! What the FUCK is that? She seems so anti-Britney Spears/Cristina Agulara and no one gives her band credit! Her voice is OKAY, I'll give you that, but at least give them a decent name...like PAQ. Well they probably get freebies every once and a while, but you get what I mean. "But she's making more money than you'll ever make!" Yes she is, and at what cost? That's right.