And the nominees are...
Yeah, it's biased, but I've decided to enter my Subprofile into the contest. It's at least decently cool, what with Funny Shizzle and Adventures of Rick Blood. Not to mention that the rules of the HKB eating contest are listed. It gets the job done.
2. Marissa's Subprofile
The clear favorite to win the competition, Marissa's Subprofile is the favorite for a reason. It's cool. Aside from the song lyrics and the inside jokes, this Subprofile is as good as it gets. And besides, there's plenty about me in it. That is reason enough to visit it.
3. Terry's Subprofile
Another powerful contender. Terry's Subprofile features tons of funny conversations between him and random people. A lot of them are from me, so they're worth looking at. And you can't forget about the "Nate Collier is Awesome" page. Now that's my kind of page (naturally).