Ninja Fighting Techniques
		Obviously, ninjas were made to fight. So, whenever some crazy gangster from another clan decides to start something, ninjas of the White Dragons are ready to defend themselves. These techniques are the basis for our victories in the Clan Fighting Challenges which occur sometime this year of 2003. 1. Ninja Chop Some of you may have seen the Judo Chop from Austin Powers. The Ninja Chop is a more powerful Judo Chop. Horizontally, the White Dragon takes his/her hand and right before contact, snaps his/her wrist into the blow. Fun. 2. Ninja Teleport Once you master ninja techinques, you will be able to learn the Ninja Teleport. It is a method used by master ninjas. Simply focus all of your chi and teleport behind your enemy. This is useful for delivering a Ninja Chop. 3. Dragon Kick One of the famous Ninja techniques as featured on Maddox's page is the Dragon Kick. Read all about it there. 4. Katana Slice Just grab the nearest katana and start swinging. Pretty self-explanatory. 5. Ninja Roundhouse First, you gotta get a good ninja stance. Then, spin around and kick the fool. Kick high, never low. Preferably in the chin. 6. Muay Thai Kick To attempt this, you have to first shave your head completely except for a long, braided ponytail in the back. Then you find Jean-Claude Van Damme and star in several kickboxing movies and kick people's asses. 7. Ninja Magic Nothing shows up Harry Potter more than a little Ninja Magic. Once Potter sees the fireball you make with your chi, he'll realize that Hogwarts isn't going to cut it against a ninja. 8. Ninja Jams As seen at the The Official Ninja Webpage, ninjas are very proficient with electric guitars. Simply find your electric guitar and start to jam out. The enemies will run away in fear of your awesome chords and kickass jams. 9. Ninja Flying The ancient ninjas were the first to fly. Today, there are only a few people left in this world that can fly, myself being one of them. Supposedly there's a gym teacher somewhere in Pennsylvania that can fly. He must have learned from the ninjas. Ninjas usually fly around in their spare time, when they're not being awesome or kicking some ass. Unless you're a total dumbass, you should know that this is all a joke. We don't run around chopping people's heads off with katanas or whatever you insane people might think. Back to White Dragons Back to Main