Let's look up the definition:
Main Entry: slut
Pronunciation: 'sl&t
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English slutte
Date: 15th century
1 : chiefly British : a slovenly woman
2 a : a promiscuous woman; especially : PROSTITUTE b : a saucy girl :
Note the italicized "especially" next to prostitute. Note how prostitute is capitalized.
Typical freshman slut conversation:
Both sluts are walking down the hallway, as upperclassmen laugh and make fun of them; the sluts are (however) oblivious to this and smile, wave and make small conversation with the same people who dislike them (Why, you ask? Because they believe they are popular and well-liked). They stop for a minute to shove more toilet paper in their padded bras and to poorly apply more eyeliner.
SLUT #1: Like, hey! I just got done listening to GOOD CHARLOTTE!!! PUNK ROCK RULES!!! What senior guy are we going to harass the hell out of tonight?
SLUT #2: I don't know! But I just got done giving (Insert name of random senior male) a blow job! (Giggle, giggle, giggle)
SLUT #1: Cool! I think I'll do that right now! What's his number?
FIGURE 1:
10% of the 2006 freshman girls have admitted not to having sex.
90% of the 2006 freshman girls have openly admitted to trying to have oral sex with as many senior males as possible.
HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE DEALING WITH A FRESHMAN SLUT!:
These are some possible warning signs to help you stay far away from the Freshman STDs.
1. They outwardly admit to having a lot of oral sex.
2. They listen to "punk rock" and/or rap.
3. They cling to the senior males (who find them annoying as hell and attach obscene nicknames to these pestering prepubescent whores).
4. They ignore their male classmates.
5. They would not be caught dead hanging out with a male who is under the age of eighteen.
After dealing with them for a long time, you will begin to see a pattern.
The bottom line: It is not good to be sexually active with every male of the senior class. In fact, it's repulsive. It does not make you look good, it makes you look pathetic. Although, it does provide me with some entertainment when I've run out of people to criticize.