And the nominees are...
The #1 ISP is also the worst ISP, but people are still dumb enough to use it. It is a mystery that nobody will ever be able to solve. High prices, a slow connection, and plenty of annoying but useless features make AOL a terrible service.
2. AOL
The second nominee is AOL. The ISP for complete dumbasses is definitely in the running for the Worst ISP of the Year award. Unfortunately, most people that use AOL dislike it, but their parents refuse to get informed and switch ISP's. The few idiots that actually like AOL are barely capable of forming a coherent thought, so may God have mercy on their souls.
3. AOL
The final competitor in this contest is AOL. Advertising toward complete idiots, AOL has managed to make a tidy profit off of dumbasses in America (which is understandable, since there are plenty of those). A slow, overpriced connection with a terrible browser is one of the contenders for Worst ISP of the Year.