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| Silly Dillies by © billybird_nj (with apologies to Mother Goose) Hickory, Dickory, Dock. A workman climbed the clock. The clock struck one - "Coffee Break!". Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon, to the pieman: "Hello". To market, to market, to buy a fat pig. Home again, home again - broke. Jack and Jill went up the hill - each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down, with two and a half - Stop thinking like you "aughter". William T. Greenacre Silly Dillies VI by © billybird_nj Lady bug, Lady bug, fly away home. Your house is on fire and "60 Minutes" is there. Georgie Porgie - Puddin' and pie - kissed the girls - and made them pregnant. There was a little girl, she had a little curl - right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good - she was very, very good. When she was bad - she was raided. Twinkle, twinkle - little "shtar"; how do you think I are? Now I see you - in the sink..... Think I'll have another drink. William T. Greenacre Silly Dillies VII by © billybird_nj Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Had a wife, couldn't keep her. Put her in - a pumpkin shell - Spousal abuse. The North wind doth blow and we shall have snow; and what will poor robin do - poor thing? Go to a coat sale. Pussy cat, pussy cat - where have you been? To J.C. Pennys. Over the water - Over the sea - Over the rail - I vomit you see. Rain, rain, go away. Don't come back another day. The river is flooded and so is the bay. William T. Greenacre Silly Dillies VIII by © billybird_nj Pease porridge hot, Pease porridge cold. Pease porridge in the pot - nine days old. Eeeewwwwwwww! Tom, Tom, the piper's son stole a pig and was arrested. Mary had a little lamb; its foot was covered with soot. Every where that Mary went - his sooty foot, he put. Little Tommy Tucker sings for his supper "I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener!". Cock-a-doodle, doo - Politician lost his bet. Stole enough way before, he's not going to fret. William T. Greenacre |