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© coondogk9


First my attachments won't go, fonts all screwed up.
Yahoo you son of a gun, this just takes the cake.
Can't be coyote, they are fairly smart.
With you it's been a nightmare, one great big mistake.

First of all my password, I knew it all along.
Then you send me to the wizard, I'll search he says, I wait.
½ an hour maybe more, 6 times I tried.
Then I realized, clubs an groups don't make a mate.

Then remember that URL? Yeah, well you're full of crap.
It didn't work the 1st or 5th, Kanee got it right.
I used the one that she gave Poso, right on the money.
Now I get here every time, but the walls are a fright.

Scroll up there and across here to get it readable.
All the addy's posted, work better than our own.
Buy this, check this out, improve your performance.
Man I wished you'd fix it all, or either go back home.

And by the way while I'm here, Y. compose really sucks.
30 so listed friends, I put in Bcc.
I do that so all addy's safe, no one else can see.
I send and get a letter back, put one in "Send To" please.

I sent to, I sent at, even sent it to myself.
I sent everywhere I could, wishin you AND them go.
Let me lend a hand there, fix the friggin thing myself.
Screwed up my own computer, can't do no worse for you.

I will admit the messenger, is a little better.
Falling hearts are really cool, a few of the others.
Not like the e-mail, losing all the letters.
I got kissed the other day, the mother of all mothers.

The whole program and company, a scam now I see.
Fonts won't work ½ the time, letters disappear.
Read the terms in fine print, my things you can take.
Rewrite, public post, POSO………WHERE'S THE BEER?


The masked Writer <+.+>