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| Embarassing by © poso_woods Embarassing 1 ok, i went swimming in a pool a few years back. at a casino hotel on a rez. i was with my old man, (mr. stallion)....... so i had a tie on swim suit...... i dove in the water and poped up.... the tie had untied and my old so old boobers were a bopping on the surface........., ppl were looking at me and i couldnt figure out why until, my man told me..... red faced twice over. ahhhh this is not poso. Embarassing 2 ok, the story of my pig and the county fair. i had a pig that i raised and entered in the county fair. it took grand champion. i got a purple ribbon. man was i proud, me and my pig. well, some one let some pigs out of the stalls as a joke i guess..... my pig was one that was let out/ i had to chase that pig all over the fair. it ran down the MIDWAY. well everyone was busy cathching their pigs, so i was sorta on my own. now pigs arent hard to catch unless their afraid. and all the noise and lights and ppl on the midway freaked this pig out. everyone was screaming, like it was a big deal. the pig ended up under the fish bowl stand(throw a ball in a cup with a fish in it and you get to keep the fish?) the carney dude was not happy. cause he had fish going everywere. so we were catching fish and puting them in water and trying to hold on to this pig. it it werent for the help of some other carnie workers, im not sure what whould of happened. but one got a rope and tied up the pig, we caught the fish. i took the pig with the carnie guys pushing its butt back to the stall and slept with my pig that night. so, at school they started to call me the pig woman. that didnt last long..... i saw to that... poso. maybe not embarressed, funny maybe. but geez you ever try to catch slippery gold fish flopping around tables and on the ground and hold onto a pig. what a grand champion mess. eh? poso Embarassing 3 ok, ok got one. i was at a ball game with my than 2 going on 3 years old daughter. we were up to bat. i was on first base, couching the runners..... janet came up the bat. JANET THE SLUGGER. bases were loaded. my daughter ran up to me and said "mom i got to go number 1..... " Janet slugged the ball i tracked it and yelled GO GO GO ..... the person on 1st took off, janet tagged and kept going and my daughter pulled down her pance and pee'd. four runners to home base and my daughter peeing on first base, my daughter thought go meant ..........GO!!!!!!! oooops poso Embarassing 4 ok that was, ill try again.... gosh darn it, and a gull dang to boot. and a big oopsie on the side. ok, ok got one. last christmas i was shopping for my kids and i had on my tribal jacket. i was comming through the check out and had enough money for some thing Danny wanted. i said to the checkout lady,could you watch this stuff, i want to get something... she said sure no problems so i came back through a different line ( hers was full of ppl) and than pick up my shopping cart and went out. arrrrrrr arrrrrrrrrr arrrrrrrrrr . the sounds went off. ppl rushed me. they walked me inside, the check out girl was on break the one i got one thing from yelled, i didnt sell her all that stuff. another yelled, she didnt come through my line........ i was baffled. i had on my tribal jacket with my name on the front. eeeewwwwwwwwwww. so they tore apart and checked my stuff. everything in the bags were paid for. they had me walk through the door and the alarm went off. the checkout girl came back off break and said "hey she is all paid for.... someone in a business suite came and said, the scanner is broken in this line to disengage the tapes (barney) from going off. well, she said, upset, i was never told...... the two ppl who yelled like i was a thief, from their check outs looked away..... oh ahhh sorry they said. never did go back.......see they have some kinda of scanner that breaks the code something or other on tapes and stuff so they dont get stolen...... well. shit. poso.....ill be a thieving ndn...... heheheheheheh. not funny. but freaky. |
