Eggs Rated

These eggs Are eggscellent I'm not eggsaggerating You can tell by my eggspression They're eggsceptional- Eggstra fluffy, Eggstremely tasty, Cooked eggsactly right By an eggspert With lots of eggsperience. Now I'll eggsamine the bill... Ooh-much more eggspensive Than I eggspected. I gotta get out of here. Where's the eggsxit?                  ~Shel Silverstein