The Kid and His Dad

A kid was walking home and he saw a portapotty by the riverbank. He went up to it and pushed it into the mud. Then he saw a teacher coming. "Uh-Oh, if she tells my dad about this, I'm dead meat!" he thought to himself. So he quickly ran away. "Maybe if I tell dad myself, he won't get that mad," he thought to himself. So, when he got home, he said, "Dad, do you like George Washingon?" "Yes, he was a good and honest kid." "Do you like George Washington's dad?" "Yes, he was a very good father." "Well, dad, today I pushed a portapotty into the riverbank." His dad started beating him up. "Dad! I thought you said you liked George Washington's father!" "Well at least his father wasn't sitting in the cherry tree when George cut it down!!"