Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, the were exhausted and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied,"I see millions and millions fo stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is apporximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that that The Lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meterorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"