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  The Preposterous Coot 
    (Submitted by Marie L. Atkinson) 
  
     
    Of nature's extraordinary clowns on two wings, perhaps the loudest, oddest,
    and most laughable is the American coot. Wherever enough water collects for
    a reasonably calm pond, this roguish black rail and its brethren may
    assemble like conclaves of convention-goers. Few American birds are as
    common as  Fulica americana  and so little known.
  
     
    Yet wherever they gather, that place becomes the happiest spot in the
    neighborhood. Although the coot will never be adored for its beauty -- or
    its atrocious manners -- it is nonetheless a disarming and lovable
    character. Whatever it lacks in looks, it makes up in fun.
  
     
    For all its rakish appearance, this amiable water bird epitomizes the
    curious struggle that wild fowl have had against man, and which man has had
     -- and is still having -- patching up the havoc wrought by indiscriminate
    gunning and marsh-draining.
  
     
    Since the turn of the century, wildlife research has piled up methodical
    management know-how about the care and keeping of persecuted bird tribes.
    The coot is no exception. Once nearly extinct, it has been brought from a
    wilderness "menace" to a status of dignity.
 
  
     
    Fifty years ago, "coot" was a duck-hunter's epithet. The bird was cursed,
    hunted, eradicated, and consigned to extermination. Then science proved that
    coots are innoxious to man and duck alike, that they rarely damage crops or
    gardens, that they are not overpopulated enough to foul up propellers,
    snag fishing lines, or crowd out the "ole swimmin' hole".
  
     
    In short, the coot is here to stay, and everybody from hunter to bird
    watcher seems delighted. In fact, as Herbert K. Job has said, "if there is
    a more amusing bird anywhere, I should like to see it!"
  
     
    In recommending the coot as an "antidote for the blues", Job was not amiss;
    it is still touted as one of, if not the funniest bird on fresh water, and
    it looke the part. Although garbed almost entirely in solid black, it is one
    of the few birds in the world with a gleaming all-white bill. Furthermore,
    its eyes are glittering scarlet.
  
     
    Because they produce as many as sixteen young to a family, coots perpetuate
    themselves remarkably well. The eggs are laid over a period of several days,
    and the young hatch one at a time, promptly swimming off under the care of
    the male bird.
  
     
    The coot is at home around water, but is by no means a duck. It is strictly
    a rail -- the most aquatic member of the rail family. In other circles, it
    gets by variously as a mud hen, blue-pete, moor-head, pond crow, and at
    least twenty five other local designations. The loud, squawking, pattering
    take-off across water is a definite trade mark of the American coot. It
    seems reluctant to fly, and on short flights of a hundred yards or so, it
    may never rise from the water at all.
  
     
    Wherever it dwells -- from Alaska to Ecuador -- the inland pond or lake is
    home. There is, of course, no reason why it cannot visit mountain lakes for
    a diverting sojourn, and it does, if for no more reason than to escape the
    heat and humdrem of lowland swamps and marshes. The coot is a wild bird,
    with wild ways. It has one of the most diversified voice repertoires in
    the animal kingdom, screeching out everything from a "high C" honk to a
    low-toned croak. It has to, for among coots life is one interminable search
    for the next snack, or for a mate.
  
     
    Coots take up definite territory at mating time, more so than many other
    birds, and defend it loudly and raucously against all aggressors. To let
    the world know exactly how it feels, the coot has fourteen separate
    displays, including charging, courting, and patrolling. But the most
    familiar trademark of this avian aquaplane is its take-off. Instead of
    rising and flying like other pondside birds, the coot lifts its wings and
    patters across the surface with a pandemonium of quacks and splashes.
    Sometimes it may wish it could rise abruptly from the water like a
    helicopter and shoot off to safety in a hurry, an ability reserved for a
    select few ducks like the mergansers. But the staid and matter-of-fact
    coot seldom considers immediate and permanent escape, and is not as wary
    or quick to upset as other waterfowl. Usually to get out of harm's way,
    it merely patters to the other side of the pond. Thus it has become, in
    its own harmless world, one of the tamest, most easily approached birds
    of the wild waters.
  
     
    While coots live singly on a pond for weeks -- and obviously enjoy the
    solitude -- they also congregate in flocks, either with other coots, or
    with ducks, or both. On Florida's Lake Okeechobee alone, the wintering
    coot population has been estimated at more than twenty thousand. A winter
    census of a lake in Arizona may include a thousand coots, a thousand
    gadwalls, a thousand baldpates, and assorted other species like pintails,
    mallards, canvasbacks, and ruddy ducks in lesser numbers.
  
     
    To keep this diverse arrangement more or less consistent, the lake must
    have one thing in abundance -- food. The surface may freeze over on cold
    nights (mortally trapping a few hard-sleeping baldpates and gadwalls),
    and it may not be the cleanest or wildest lake in the world; but in it,
    on it, or around it there must be something to eat -- this something, as
    far as coots are concerned, need only be pondweed or algae. Coots eat
    almost anything they can lay their white beaks into, and top it off with
    such delicacies as water milfoil, bur reed, and wild cdelery. Sometimes
    they eat grain put out to attract ducks, and in so doing have brought down
    the wrath of hunters; in times past, "coot shoots" have wiped out as many
    as five thousand coots in a single day.
  
     
    Actually, coots do not always compete for foodstuffs with ducks and other
    water birds, which feed mostly on crustaceans, water insects, and aquatic
    roots and stems. For the most part, it is a harmonious arrangement, and
    their amiable personalities allow coots to get on admirably with other
    water birds.
  
     
    In a civilized world of rapid-fire living, with problems about this, and
    worries about that, one relaxing and absorbing pastime is to contemplate
    a pondful of lackadaisical coots that never seem to worry about anything.
    Gay, assertive, and entertaining, no other bird surpasses in fun the
    happy-go-lucky American coot.
    From an Article by Ann and Myron Sutton 
    Nature Magazine, Vol.51, No.10 
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