Quotes
Summer 2002
Below are some memorable quotes said by various people on the trip. A few are just "in general" quotes used by all. Enjoy! And if I seem to be missing some, or you (yes you people from the trip) want to add any more, email me them, eh? nautnee@hotmail.com
Quotes et al
Jim: "And then he died...but that's not the point of the story."
Pat: "Speaking of an old man, I've gotta tap a kidney."
Cat: "I'm sweating like a pedophile in a Barney costume."
Cathy: "You're all souped up on wowie sauce!"
Specy weedgies
Noa: "What's up guys?"
Cathy: “Hey guys! Remember Jim? He was the one who said ‘pap racks’”
Lars: “Where’d my glas gow?”
Molly: “She doesn’t count. She is a self-contained bubble of amusement.”
Kristen: “Who’s this in my pants.”
Burt: “I have hair in my unit.”
Steve: “You’re a man now, Burt. But shouldn’t that have happened years ago?”
Cathy: “Lars isn’t a balloon, he just has large Norwegian birthing hips.”
“I’m from Canada. They think I’m a little slow, eh?” – Canadian Boy
“Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.” – Homer
Kick the Canadian – Ow, eh?
Toque, eh?
Mind your head.
Tour lady: “These rocks date back to the last ice age. About 10 thousand million years ago.”
Kristen: “The clitoris is not a muscle.”
Cathy asks for a “screw driver” and gets an actual screw driver.
In my pants:
Who’s this…
Oh fuck…
Oh crap…
Who’s next…
I need to pee…
Burping game:
Mommie no!
Baaaah, slap, baaaaaah, slap…
Drunken Molly quotes:
I like beer.
Beer is good for you.
Beer is yummy.
I’m drunk.
I’m drinking water cuz they told me to.
I ate four cookies. FOUR!
Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer.
I like boobies.
I’m going on an airplane tomorrow.
My head and my stomach won’t like me tomorrow.
WPIS if you’re horny.
Randa: “Where did you get all this dirt?”
Steph: “From my ass.”
“No, but seriously, Lars’ hole.”
Liz: “There was a car with windows.”
Jane: “What time is the castle open?”
Lady: “Well, considering that it’s a ruin, it’s always open.”
Arti-ma-fact
Fartifact & smelevation
Lars and Jim arm wrestling.
Jane kisses Jim – he start to win
Lars: “Where’s my kiss?”
Burt smacks one on Lars’ forehead. – Lars beats Jim
Steph: “Where did Kristen go?”
Elizabeth: “I don’t know.”
Steph and Liz to Molly: “Where did Kristen go?”
Molly: “OH SHIT!!!!!”
Cathy: “I wonder how many fish are in this river.”
Steph: “Twenty.”
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