"Is this your first time here? I'm Hart. I guess you could call me the leader of this Lodging House, but really, Mr. Mariano is. After all, he owns it... Well, if you wanna stay here, you can go sign in with him.
" Up here's the bunkrooms. Over there's the girl's bunkroom, and here's the boy's bunkroom.
"There ain't much else around here. If you don't want to stay... well, we'll have to kill ya! Just kidding... There are some other real good Lodging Houses in this city that you might wanna check out."
"Hart!! Aren'cha fergettin somethin ta tell our guest about?"
"...Oh, yeah...Yes Mr. Mariano! There are some rules that you're gonna have to follow. But nothing that too closely resembles a straight jacket.
"Well, I hope that you'll join us. Carryin Tha Bannah!!"
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