BEST NOSE Nearly all of the newsies were nominated for this, but not really. So, for Best Nose, 2001, the nominees are: Boots, Bumlets, Crutchy, Dutchy, Itey, Jack, Jake, Kid Blink, Les, Mush, Pie Eater, Racetrack, Skittery, Snoddy, Spot, Specs, and Swifty. There were 60 votes in this category. The envelope please. And the winner for Best Nose, 2001, with 10 whole votes is... Spot Conlon! Again! Oh, and the honorable mention with 8 votes goes to Racetrack. **Racetrack runs onstage.** Uh, due to previous occurences, Spot is unable to accept this award. So, uh, I'm gettin' it for him. Thanks. **He winks and leaves the stage.** Well, that was different! Moving right along... BEST CHEEKBONES |