If the Newsies had Computers...
from Blaze and Mayhem

David would be a total computer nerd.

Mush would be trying to figure out how to turn the darn thing on.

Jack would get frustrated after a few minutes and leave to play basketball.

Itey would chew on the cords.

Blink would invade the single chatrooms.

Spot's computer would get an illegal operation and he would smash the thing with his cane, then say he was too cool for computers in the first place.

Skittery would lead a mailing list for people who like to sleep in pink underwear.

Dutchy would enhance his wisdom online and learn to spell more than one word.

Race would immediately find the online gambling casinos, and end up being chased by the feds for owing millions.

Bumlets would create his very own site, including mailing list for Fan Spinners of The World Unite (trademark Mayhem)

Snipeshooter would get into selling imported cigars online, via trading post or something along those lines.

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