This was my little revenge on Gears for beating up Crutchy.  Nyah ha ha!! The Poem of Sweet Revenge ~Many listees love Jack or Spot ~Yeah, well it makes sense a lot ~I LOVE SKITTERY and some love Dutchy... ~BUT WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU LIKE CRUTCHY??? ~Well yeah, he's cute, but kinda wimpy ~And Captain Filly says he's Gimpy (so does 10pin) ~His voice is nasal, it also cracks ~If his legs give out, he lays on his back! ~Crutchy's face is long, he's ready to cry ~And his ears are big like he wants to fly! ~So the crack about sauerkraut gave us a laugh ~But everything else didn't amount to a half. ~Skittery now, that's a new game! ~His hair drives me wild, and nearly insane! ~That neck is so nice, It's totally 'Wow!' ~His eyes are so gorgeous, I say 'Holy Cow!' ~His voice is perfect, smooth and sweet ~And at least HE can use his dirty old feet!! ~So what are you, which side do you take? ~Are you a Gimp for Old Crutchy boy's Sake? ~Or do you go with the good lookin' guy ~Skittery's PinkCoats, hold your heads high! ~Captain Filly leads us to victory!! ~As her right hand girls are Hart and Whiskey! -For the Gimps, we have... ...Gears... And that's it!! My battle cry!! (PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A FRIENDLY BATTLE, NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE, MERELY TO DEFEND THE HONOR OF OUR SEXY MAN!) Go Back...