If the newsies dressed in drag, who would they look like?

From Queenie...

Spot: Angelina Jolie, cuz she's just awesome.
Race: *giggles at Sgt. Bilko* why do I keep thinking Tina Turner? I hardly know what she looks like! I say Sandra Bollock cuz she's fun and cool!
Dutchy: hmm...*tries to think of a blonde with great hair* Madonna? Is she even blonde?
Snyder: Miss Piggy.
Denton: He'll look like he normally does on the weekends anyways.

MORE FUNNY!!!