Da da da da-da da da da da-da dada da da!!! Mission Impossible!!!! Good Harly. MISSION LOG: . Entertainment Weekly voted Christian Bale the most likely to be the next James Bond, and so here I am, with proof to back it up - proof as to why CB would so blow Jude Law right out of the water: A. He's got the name thing down ("Kelly, Jack Kelly")                  B. His hair is an exact replica (Granted Bond's is hair gel, and Bale's is just grease...) C. He's got the faithful old dude with nifty inventions (Think Kloppman, and don't you tell me that the "Wake-Up" stick he pokes people with isn't a darn nifty invention!) D. His villains wear masks (No one could naturally look like Pulitzer) E. He's got the whole "stealing other people's women" thing down (Smoochin' with Sarah while she was truly dating Snoddy) F. His women double cross him on occasion (Sarah, besides Snoddy, was also dating two other newsie dancers) G. He's got the stealth role under control (That whole little gig of dancing in the dirt was really just a training excercise, or let's atleast hope...) H. Looks good in a suit (Ok, so he was a scab while wearing one, but he was still hot!) I. Has friends with technical abilities (Crutchy's pretty good with that water pump) J. Has friends with combat abilites (Bumlets can be deadly with that stick!) K. Makes girls drools (Pretty self-explanatory...) So do you believe me now? Well you better, 'cause this message will self-destruct in 5 seco...wait, no! There's still 4 more numbers to go! Stick around! FURTHER INSTRUCTION...