WHAT TYPE OF KISSER WOULD EACH NEWSIE BE? From Ritz: Now we all picture ourselves kissing our fave newsie(s), and I'm sure we all see it differently, but just think about it, here's what I think: Racetrack--he's sweet, not gruesome and seems like he'd kiss you while giggling and smiling. Jake--not a public kisser, and real shy and such. Kid Blink--The man's a sex fiend, whadda you think? Mush--he's really sweet to his girls, but is probably an average kisser as far as intensity (intensity...ewww). Denton--he's always goin' too far. Crutchy--he doesn't kiss. David--Denton. Jack--We know, we saw it. Dutchy--nothing special. Spot--upon letting Spot kiss you, you consent to sleeping with him, but you know this upon letting him kiss you. Skittery--he's probably a pretty sexy kisser. Snoddy--Ele. Itey--he may be kissing you, but he's holding, and dreaming about his suspenders. BACK, NELLY! |