WHAT TYPE OF KISSER WOULD EACH NEWSIE BE?

From Ritz:

Now we all picture ourselves kissing our fave newsie(s), and I'm sure we all see it differently, but just think about it, here's what I think:


Racetrack--he's sweet, not gruesome and seems like he'd kiss you while giggling and smiling.


Jake--not a public kisser, and real shy and such.


Kid Blink--The man's a sex fiend, whadda you think?


Mush--he's really sweet to his girls, but is probably an average kisser as far as intensity (intensity...ewww).


Denton--he's always goin' too far.


Crutchy--he doesn't kiss.


David--Denton.


Jack--We know, we saw it.


Dutchy--nothing special.


Spot--upon letting Spot kiss you, you consent to sleeping with him, but you know this upon letting him kiss you.


Skittery--he's probably a pretty sexy kisser.



Snoddy--Ele.


Itey--he may be kissing you, but he's holding, and dreaming about his suspenders.

BACK, NELLY!