Which Muppet would the newsies be? from Mockin' Boid Jack Kelley: ...Gonzo. Now, skip his personal appearance for a moment, and think about it.  Gonzo would do a *lot* of what Jack does, it's just *like* him. --And with the trend the Henson Cos. seem to be taking, he'd get the roll no matter what, hehe. David Jacobs: Kermit the Frog. They have SO much in common! Honestly, if you ask me, I think that if you looked at them really hard you'd discover they're both virg...os *eg* Kinda uptight, friendly --but ready to blow a fuse. Y'know what I mean? Les Jacobs: Robin He's cute, and neat :c) But don't kick him, please. I like Robin. Spot Conlon: Rizzo da Rat He's perfect for the part because, if you've watched Muppets From Space, he's got a whole TON of rat friends with Brooklyn accents! --That and he and Gonzo are really good friends, which works out for the whole "Jack+Spot" thing. (No. Not THAT "Jack+Spot" thing, ya freak.) Crutchy: Bean Bunny I was gonna make Bean be Les, but I thought about it, and I think it'd be a whole lot funnier if Bean took abuse as Crutchy. Can't you just see him getting beaten up, lol. I love Bean but he's so much fun to hurt. Many bad things shall happen to him. He shall be the butt of many jokes. He'll get pushed out windows! This is what happens to characters wallowing in cuteness. Mush Meyers: Fozzie Bear They kinda look alike, y'know? It's the big teddybear thing. "So how'd ya sleep, Jack? ....Hahahahaha! Fu-nny, fu-nny! Didja hear what Jack said, fellas? I ast Jack how 'e slept an' 'e said, 'On me back, Mush,' Hahahahaha! Wocka Wocka!" Racetrack: Pepe the King Prawn Wait, wait, wait! Don't leave yet, lol. Lemme 'splain. Pepe's got the gambling bug! --And a real smart@$$ sense of humor :cD Kid Blink: Animal (Check this out) Mush--A pair'a new shoes wit' matchin' laces Race-- A poimanent box at the Sheep'shead races Spot-- A porcelain tub wit' boilin' watah Kid Blink (ANIMAL)-- *jumps on table* WO-MAN! WO-MAN!!! Skittery: Statler and Waldorf *shrugs* They have to be in here -somewhere-. That, and there's the whole complaining thing. Itey: Muppet cow. Just because of those huge, pretty goo-goo eyes, and it fits with the lack of lines. Specs: Bunsen Honeydew (The glasses :c) ) Medda Larkson: Miss Piggy She's got the pink thing goin' for her already! PLUS, it would give Davey/Kermit a good reason to moon over her, hehe. Denton: Scooter It's just funnier this way. Kloppman: That old dude who wanders around in Muppets From Space looking like he's had a quart of Java. You know who I'm talkin' about, right? Seitz: Bobo the bear He's just the Bumbling Employee type. --and everyone knows that Muppet villains are always human, so we've got Warden Snyder and Mr.Puh-lit-za as they were. (*gag*) Sarah Jacobs: Janice (From the Electric Mayhem) It's the vacant thing, man. Esther and Meyer: Random frogs. Nuns: Chickens Back! Back I say!!