A Year According to Newsies: January - "Van"uary, the month in which you rent a big van and *coughkidnapcough* a few Newsies! But uh, if the FBI is listening in, it's um, "Man"uary, which, on the set of Newsies, should be self explanatory. February - Feb"Woo!"ary, a month spent researching the deep meaning behind Pie Eater's one line. March - "Starch" we starch every piece of Pulitzer's clothing stiff, making it impossible for him to dance his little "money dance" perhaps we should do the same to Davey and eliminate the "bunny dance" as well... April - "Ape"ril, a Morris appreciation month! May - "May we come into your dressing room?" June - "Spoon" After a minor incident involving the forks and knives at the Jacobs' apartment, all props were switched to spoons, nice, dull spoons. July - "Hahtgie" Figure it out, it rhymes with July August - Au"bust" Poor Skitts "This'll bust me!" well, this is the month when it happens. September - "Set"tember, we teach the techies a little lesson about not being able to actually see the set during filming. October - "Act"tober, we give a few Newsies, perhaps those that have previously only been models, a few acting lessons...you know who I'm talking about. November - "Bow"vember, a nasty bowtie awareness month - the poster child? Denton. December - "She"cember, the only month when newsgirls are legally allowed to flood the set. MORE FUNNY PWEASE!!!