| Sarah... |
| Well, we all have our opinions on dear old Sarah Jacobs. Most run along the lines of "bimbo" "dork" "haze" "dumb" "wimp" "other not nice stuff"... you get the point. A few actually like her. I on the other hand *don't shoot me!* am undecided. Yes, I feel a burning rage when Jack looks at her like *that*. But she has a lot of guts to hit Morris. Even though it was a wussy punch. SO... I decided to weigh out the good and the bad... And let you decide. |
| :::THE GOOD::: 1. She survived this long as the only girl in her family. 2. She makes a living making lace. I mean, come on. 3. She hit a guy, which just wasn't done. 4. "You stupid ape." is a pretty good insult. 5. She can keep a tomato plant alive in New York City. 6. Her teeth are very straight. 7. She laughed when Jack said that thing about the headlines. At least she didn't act like a wuss and slap his face. 8. She is quite modest in the morning, is she not? |
| :::THE BAD::: 1. She could've done more than just sit on the ground and yell at Oscar. 2. She thinks she's from the Deep South. "Good mawnin'." 3. She has a very boring voice. "Les" "David" said in the exact same tone. 4. She thinks that you can flap paper and it'll get the wrinkles out, like laundry. 5. She has very annoying puffy hair. 6. She wishes that she was Little Bo Peep. Baa! 7. She NEVER STOPS smiling! 8. She had the nerves to kiss Jack in public, in 1899, when they weren't married. She would've been deemed a streetwalker, no doubt! |
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