If the newsies were shirts, what kind would they be? From Spadey... Dutchy-flannel muwah. Mush- wife beater (sorry if that offends someone but thats the name i know for them!) Swifty-imitation pink spagetti strap. Davey-blouse. Spot-dog collar. Skittery- pink tshirt. Race-a hideous plaid polo ew. Pie Eater- anything yellow. Itey- no shirt..he ate it. MORE FUNNY!!!