Commentary on the SSoNG (which does not exist...) by Lily Hey now, membership in the SSoNG (which does not exist) is secret!  Now everyone will want to be a member (there are no members).  And then they'll want to prove they're members of the SSoNG (which does not exist) and want to meet the other members (there are no other members), but won't be able to find them (because it does not exist).  And then there'll just be trouble for the current members (there are no members) of the SSoNG (which does not exist) when they start *asking* when the secret meetings (there are no secret meetings because there is no SSoNG) will be held... Go back!