­What self-help groups would the Newsies teach or be a part of? From Queenie: Spot: 12 steps for anger management. Jack: How to be a leader and NOT be arrogant (taught also by Mr. Conlon). Dutchy: Paranoia- Not Everyone Wants to Pet You. Racetrack: How to spend every hour of your life playing poker and doing so in every newsie fanfiction ever written. Denton: How not to use corny pick up lines with young boys. Boots: Self-confidence- you're better than mud. Snoddy: Be like The Snod (I don't know, ok?). Bumlets: The meaning of The Stick. Jake: Body by Jake- how to get amazing Calves in 3 short days! Sarah: How to wake up looking perfect. (lobotomy required before class.) Les: How to conquer Narcolepsy and Weapon Awareness. (his sword scares me, ok?) And they'll throw in an extra lesson- how to get major lip action after simply smiling and making a guy breakfast. Medda: How to look hideous to the point of scaring young children and still have young teens swoon! Skittery: Think Happy Thoughts- the easy path to optimism. Snyder: The secret to waxing your cheeks for that round rosy shine! Davey: cross-dressers anonymous. (sorry!) ok, how about- Coming out of the closet. (ok, sorry again!) let's try this again- Papa? I'm in love with an older man who wears freaky bowties, but look on the bright side; my crush on my sister isn't as strong as before! (ok ok! *shuts herself up*) wow, that was weird...