LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Here is your chance to sound off about the Flea Beacon Universe. If you have any questions/comments send them to FoopTV.Hotmail.Com


Dear Editor;
I think that everyone gives Kaito a lot of unnecessary flack. This is a monkey much more intelligent than any monkey I've ever seen at a zoo. I mean this is a monkey that knows how to:

  1. Drive a Mopad.
  2. Responsibly operate and maintain a firearm.
  3. Understand Human language. Granted he doesn't seem to pick up on metaphors or figures of speech very well, but he does comprehend the basics of language.
  4. Read
  5. Learn and preform military strategies (see Barnec's Last Stand)
All things considered I think Kaito does pretty well for being a monkey. Instead of people giving him the credit he deserves, people ridicule him for being a primate.

SINCERELY:
Mathew M. McCay Esquire.

Though I do appreciate your opinion, I have to whole heartily disagree with you on your stance about Kaito, and monkeys in general. In fact, I will go so far as to call you a complete moron for your views. Even Dojo the Ear Monkey, a much more intelligent monkey than Kaito, failed miserably in his plans for global domination simply because he is a monkey. Everyone in the Beacon Universe, well most anyway, knows that a monkey in your party is certain bad luck if not doom. They will always 'monkey up' a situation and make it worse. Just look what happened to the F.B. Squadron....Case closed.


Yo;
Whats up with the new Universe? Every month I used to rush to Crazy Eddie's [which the only place self respecting young gentleman would ever consider buying comics in the Baltimore area] to buy the latest Flea Beacon comics. But ever since that New Universe crap, I find the comics boring, repetitive, predictable, redundant, over wordy, and its real easy to guess whats going to happen next. Please tell me that the New Universe is dead and gone. I haven't touched a Beacon comic in about a year because of that stuff. I hope the next movie takes place in the original universe. Beacon 4 didn't and it was cool, but that's about it. Too many city-state fights and not enough people using the Beacon to melt stuff.

Jeffery Adams

Though I do appreciate your opinion, I have to whole heartily disagree with you on your stance about the New Universe. The New Universe offered a unique view on the Flea Beacon Franchise and allowed many characters to be explored much fully than the old world would have offered. As you may or may not know, the Beacon did revert back to the old style of Universe in Series 18B (Series 18A was the original that was undone by the transformation of realities), when Percival finally retains the Beacon and remembers his 'alternate past'. He had slipped into obscurity at that point as an old corn farmer in New Mexico Territory. So unless something changes, the new movie should be set in the Old Universe, you moron. I left your email address on the letter so that people could email you and make fun of you.