| Double O Moonie “Good Morning double O moonie” “Eh, morning Sir” A picture of a young woman appears on the screen of the dark room. Her pink hair tied into a tight bun with black chopsticks in it seemed out of place with her red eyes and black lipstick. “This is Natalie Darklore, Lady of the city of Negasis.” “She looks familiar” Agent Moonie said to her boss. “She isn’t.” “B-but…” “No.” “Okay…” “Recently, Lady Darklore was kidnapped from her mansion,” “Sir, What does this have to…” “Moonie,” Her boss, Luna, replied. “I give you missions, you follow.” “Right…but” “No.” “Okay…” “She holds with her secrets that can manipulate the world itself, You must find her, and retrieve the secrets!” “Leave it to me!” 00Moonie says standing up “For I am…” She then begins to perform dramatic poses. “DOUBLE O MO---AHHH!” her words interrupted by her falling flat on her face. “I’ll send for help, Meet Agent 4 and 666. “Hello” Mina says happily, “Whatcha doing down there?” “Oh…heh, hi…” Moonie says getting up. “I was…um, expecting the floor for bugs.” “Good Answer” 666 said smartly as he walked over to the picture of Lady Darklore. “Ew BUGS!!!!” Mina shouted and leaped onto the table. Luna growled at this, “Oh grow up and get off my desk. SERVANT BOY GET HER OFF!” “Yes master” Artie said running in with a mallet. “We’ll be going now….” ======Fade Away======= -song begins— MOOONNNN GIRRLLLL, YOUR Fighting evil like never be-fooreee –scenes of outlines of women running from guys shooting at her--- MOOOONNNN GIIIRRRLLL, EVERYONE THINKS YOU’RE A …..—scenes of outlined girl going down an alley with a guy--- YES YOU FIGHT FOR RIGHT WITH YOUR TEAM OF GOOD BECAUSE YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE….*pants* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOUBLE O!!! MOOOOONNIEEEEEEE—scene of outlined girl posing dramatically and then tripping--- duh DUNH The scene opens at what looks to be a giant warehouse with random explosions, and stuff “Hello Agent Moonie” “Hello…um….” “Ami.” “Right…and….” “Oh for the love of Mercury, Serena, get your lines straight, I am going to show you some gadgets.” “What do we get” Mina say happily skipping around the room. “I hope your not gonna trust them with any thing a 2 year old cant handle” says 666 “hmm…maybe you are right…I do have some teething rings…maybe those?” Ami say looking threw her cabinet. “HEY” Mina and Serena shout after they stop admiring they sparkly floor. “…Okay, here” Ami speaks nervously handing them all a pen. “OOO” Mina and Moonie awe in unison. “What’s it do” “Well, 666, yours explodes…theirs are used to write…or scribble.” Ami smiles moving on to the next gadget, napkin. “Why would we need a napkin? 666 ponders. “Have you seen them eat?” “Oh yeah….and mine?” “Yours can be used as a teleportation device.” “Really?” “Well…no…” The peaceful ocean is ruined by an oil spill and jet skiers “HOW DID WE GET OUT HERE, AND WHO ARE YOU?” Moonie shouts at the driver of the boat “I AM AGENT JUPITER, Call me Lita, WE ARE OUT HERE BECAUSE…HOLD ON.” Lita sets the volume of the speakers on low” Because the writer skipped some scenes, and what scenes they were…. “What happened to Mina and 666?” “I don’t know, must have been something in the missing scenes” Lita says dodging bullets. “And the boat, oil, and guns?” “Action movies need action.” “Okay?” Moonie says throwing her pen at the boat chasing them, hitting the driver in the eye. “MY EYE!” shouts Extra #4, he falls off the boat and it drives into the flaming oil, blowing up. “When did the oil become flaming?” “When the writer was eating sugar.” “666 How could you!?” Mina shouts while being tied to a chair by two grunts. “Simple, I am always on Nicole---um---Natalie’s side, and please call me Neisan.” “WHEN MOONIE GETS HERE!” “SILENCE!” The lovely secretary slaps Mina, shutting her up. “Good Job Miss Rei, I am glad to have hired you.” “HAH, NOT SO FAST” Rei says, aiming her gun at Neisan and grabbing a convently located brief case of money. “Fool, with this I can…” “I don’t care, people do this all the time, TIE HER UP.” Neisan says walking off to see the leader “Huh!?” Rei questions while being tied to a chair that appeared from no where. “Great going genius.” “I cant belive you let us get caught.” Ami says angrily. “What are you doing here?” “I AM A SAILOR SCOUT AND SHOULD BE IN THIS MOVIE TOO!” “Shut up the three of yas.” Tuxedo Mask, aka grunt #1 says, “Hey Fiore, Do you like my grunt voice?” “Oh it was so like totally beautiful, you should talk like that more often” Fiore responds stroking his chest.” “…uh…kay?” Tuxedo says nervously backing away from Fiore. “HA! I GOT YOU NOW DARKLORE!” Moonie shouts. “Never! I will destroy us all!” Darklore presses the button and the movie ends. Meanwhile…in the movie theater… Darklight: that was….um…kinda…anticlimactic? Neisan: It would have been better, but the editors cut everthing up. Darklight: Cant you just add more scenes…. Neisan: I could.. Darklight: and maybe develop a plot and stop skipping…and. Neisan: nag nag nag, how bout if I give Darklore a assistant, ail. Darklight: I’m sold. |