| In the darkness of light…hehehehehehehe—runs around in circles— Darklight: What the heck, Nate chan. I know of no nesian… Darklight: I said Nate chan… Oh yeah…HEY THAT’S ME!!!! —Flips into sight with a cheesy smile— Darklight: So how is the lil village psycho. Neisan: I’ll give you three guesses, but they all must consist of three rhyming words. Darklight: Huh? Neisan: ANT… Darklight: Ant? Neisan: buzzer. Darklight: oh. So why are you happy like a hyper sniper piper. Neisan: OOHHH that’s good, how bout. Cat dog chicken Darklight: I don’t get it, it doesn’t rhyme. Neisan: WHO IS THE ONE WRITING! Darklight: You? Neisan: neat-o Darklight: …anyway…what are you writing about? Neisan: THE MISFIT SAILOR SCOUTS! Darklight: Who? Neisan: My creations! Darklight: scary… Neisan: MEET SAILOR Bob, --Bob enters in his sailor scout uniform…less bows and shorts instead of skirt—Bob, the only real male sailor scout, he has always wanted to be one ever since he heard of the scouts, but was rejecting, until one day he met…--Mr. Poo Poo trotts in—YES, MR POO POO HIS NEW GUARDIAN CAT! Mr. Poo Poo, ex-boyfriend of Luna--- Luna: --offstage—IS NOT! Neisan: Anyway…turns out bob yeah yeah yeah—reads down line—oh yeah, His best friend, H.I.H.P.I.M.N., its foreign Helpihaveperiodsinmyname, is really Sailor H.I.A.N.A.A.P., helpedIamnamedafteraplanet, by the way…she has high stress… Hianaap: AHHHHH YOU TOLD THEM AHHH Neisan: lots of problems… SS: Ahem Ahem Neisan: Next is…SAILOR SAILOR—SS enters doing twirls and poses—hard to believe she is 34…well, the only problem with her besides age is… SS: I I HAVE HAVE NO NO PROBLEMS PROBLEMS—twirls, smiles— CSS: Neither neither do do I I—enters doing cartwheels— Neisan: Chibi Sailor Sailor…both of these girls is as annoying as the scouts… CCSS: tell me about it—enters wearing her bathing suit and sipping on a wine cooler— Neisan: Yes, its cute loveable Chibi Chibi Sailor— CCSS: say the damn name I kill you. Neisan: ya know, for a 12 year old…. CCSS: my mom and grand mom are hyper and repeat everything they say, and both got pregnant when they were 12, I have reasons. So don’t screw with me. Neisan: yes’em. Darklight: HEY YOU CAN’T TALK TO NATE CHAN THAT WAY CCSS: WHY THE HELL NOT! Darklight: HE IS MY PSYCHO! CCSS: WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT! Now that the characters are introduced, the adventures will begins…next time. |