Nate: do doo do do doo do do do doo do do do do do.
Nicole: ….oh god...not this…
Nate: Neisan productions along with Neisan’s technologies and Neisan’s lack of sanity     presents:
Nicole: ..*reads from a script* a negasis home video, we have movies now?
Nate: nope but I have a good imaginer-thingy, Anyway… blah blah blah PRESENTS….

NEISAN IN SPACE
-insert dramatic space music-

Neisan, king of evil and insanity: I have finally found you, princess.
Mistress Darklight, the queen of darkness and bunny-rabbits: …bunny-rabbits?
Neisan: YES—now, That I have found Sailor Moon and the other princesses I, Neisan-dramatic music and pose- SHALL RULE NOTHING….-_-…anyway, Arf Arf Arf,-does a back flip-
Arf1: Yes my lord
Arf2: Yes my king
Arf3: what do you want now?
Rini D.: Arfs?
Arf1: Yes my lady
Arf2: Yes my queen
Arf3: What do ya want?
Rini D.: let me guess evil minions?
--Arfs nod—
Rini D.: I am going to work on my world, call me when the sedatives kick in. –walks off…more of a float but ya know—
Neisan: Arfs, We must kill the Sailor Scouts and collect goodness from humans.
Arf1: Of course.
Arf2: Certainly.
Arf3: but why.
Neisan: Simple, this is a Neisan Product, written by Neisan, produced by Neisan, and directed by Neisan. And I am trying to act like the sailor moon show…of which I don’t own o.o…. yet.
Arf3: but what is the point.
Neisan: SILENCE FOOL, Now you three listen to me, I will turn you into Sailor Scouts and you will defeat them.
Arf1: I will make you proud.
Arf2: As will I.
Arf3: WHAT!!!! Three versus…um five sailor scouts, and that doesn’t even mention the outers, starlights, the tuxedo guy, then pink hair brat and who knows who else.
Neisan: ….you can do it…. o.o()…--turns the 3 into—
Sailor Mashed Potato: In the name of the almighty potato, I shall destroy them.
Sailor Stuffing: I Shall beat the stuffing out of them –laughs at stupid joke—
Sailor Gravy: o.o?…I go good on everything?
Neisan: ATTACK!!!!

And so the evil minions of Neisan's favorite meal leap into the darkness to destroy the unexpecting sailor scouts. To be continued in part 2 coming in a few minutes. DUH DUH DUHNNNN