NEISAN IN SPACE part 3 Rini D: Sedatives working yet. Neisan: it would’ve on a typical person—back flips—Wanna watch the fight? Rini D: Sure. ROUND ONE Mashed Potato Versus Mercury and Mars Mercury: MARS, Let me find his weak spot and—Mars falls over from lose of blood— ..oh dear. Mashed Potato: ..heh heh POTATO HAMMER—hand begins a clump of mashed potatos and flattens Mercury— Everyone:… Neisan: right, round two. ROUND TWO Venus: These lips are made for kissing! Jupiter: …mmm… Venus: huh—quirks a brow at Jupiter— Stuffing: BRING IT B-TCHS Venus: HEART ATTACK!!! Rini D: Heart Attack? Neisan: I forgot the attack names. Venus: anyway….—does various poses and stuff with hearts Jupiter: SHAKE IT!!! Venus: right…--blasts a heart at Stuffing— Stuffing: HA!-side steps the attack—PATHETIC Venus: TIME TO UPGRADE INTO LOVE ARMOR—does random poses only naked this time— Jupiter: YEAHHH!!!!! ^-^ Rini D: Love Armor? Neisan: She needed an upgrade. Rini D: you just wanted her naked. Neisan: EW NO! Rini D: yes. Neisan: I’ll PROVE IT Venus: HA, NOTHING CAN DEFEAT—Venus is hit with a laser and dies--- Jupiter: oh…-_- Neisan: Presenting SAILOR DARKLIGH—Rini D. appears in a bikini with a bow— Darklight: WHAT THE HELL! Neisan: You are replacing Venus sucker. Darklight: ..—growls— Jupiter: Nice outfit. Darklight: …--blasts Jupiter to pieces: …--growls— Stuffing: she is right Darklight: --blasts Stuffing to pieces too—NATHAN Neisan: right….—turns Rini to normal—Round 3…. ROUND THREE Tuxedo: Lets see what this baby can do—shotgun is replaced with rose—HEY Rini D: I didn’t do it, honest ^_^ Tuxedo: bit—tuxedo is hit by Venus’ heart attack and dies— Moon: Looks like its up to me!!! PLEASE HELP ME SCOUTS—souls of the sailors go into sailor moon—WE SHALL DEFEAT YOU—cries and hits gravy with her staff— Gravy: ow! SCREW THIS—walks away— Neisan: ….o.o Moon: WE WIN. NOW WE SHALL DEFEAT YOU Neisan: yeah you did, but me and niki-ko are gonna go compare final fantasy games, So..—fades away— Moon: huh?…How am I gonna get home? Neisan’s voice: here… And so the space station crashed into earth, and destroyed it. O.o…The End |