The Fight Begins!

So here we are lined up at the line ready for the ref to drop the puck. At this point I was very tense and almost yelled at my mom when she started trying to talk to me.

OK they get off a goal rather quickly into the game. But it was mainly because they knocked down the stupid skinny guy when he had the puck before I could pass to the fat dude.

Almost instantaneously they scored another goal. Mind you, I haven't played this game in like 10 years and only recently started being interested in it again. Back in the day I was the man though.

ANOTHER GOAL!!

GOD DAMN IT

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY

Around the 5th time they scored on me I started to realize I was pressing the wrong buttons to pass and switch players.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT TO HELL

Thankfully I reached the end of the first period with only a 7 point lag. Here are the players spinning around like idiots. Turn to the next page to get Period 2's play-by-play of the action.

Period 2 - Revenge

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