'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' Now there's no need to worry... your teacher Matt Striker hasn't walked into this disgusting establishment out of his own personal choice. You see, to my own revulsion I have been informed that I am to wrestle some sort of pornographic actor... something I find frankly unbelievable. Although, no matter how nauseating I find it I simply have to see this with my own two eyes. I believe he goes by the name Val Venis, a childish double entendre no doubt fitting the man's childish nature. '

Matt Striker turns back around and heads on down the aisle until he comes to the end of it and as he begins to turn the corner he bumps into a girl who looks like she works in the store. The girl is wearing a very low cut and skimpy top with tight jeans and Matt Striker gives her an immediate look of disgust as she approaches him.

'UNEDUCATED' SEX SHOP ASSISTANT: ' Anything I can help you with? '

'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' I think you could start by dressing a little more appropriately. You're hardly wearing clothes suitable for work. '

'UNEDUCATED' SEX SHOP ASSISTANT: ' Eh... we don't really have a uniform around here, and well most of the customers prefer it if I wear as little clothes as possible. '

'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' Well I'm not anything like your usual clientele. I'd much prefer it if you at least made the effort to wear a sweater. '

The shop assistant only shrugs her shoulders and gives Striker a strange look. Striker doesn't seem to notice though as he starts to speak again.

'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' Now where exactly will I find Val Venis films... if such a thing actually exists. '

'UNEDUCATED' SEX SHOP ASSISTANT: ' Oh... I get it, when you said you weren't like the usual guys who come in here I thought you were just a bit weird... but I understand. Anyway I'm sorry to say that I don't think we've got any Val Venis films that you'll be looking for... he only makes straight films. We've got plenty of actual gay videos though, they're right in the back corner. '

'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' Excuse me... but are you trying to insinuate that I'm some sort of homosexual, in here to look at homosexual videos? '

'UNEDUCATED' SEX SHOP ASSISTANT: ' Well you did ask me about a male porn star. '

'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' So you really just made  an ignorant assumption. An assumption which I find extremely insulting... I mean do I look to you like I enjoy the company of other men? '

The store assistant pauses once more and is a bit unsure of replying. Matt Striker, noticing this, doesn't look best pleased and continues to berate the woman.

'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' Well of course I don't look like I enjoy the company of other men...  I was featured on the front cover of GQ magazine, and they'd hardly have some obvious homosexual on their front cover. After all GQ is a classy magazine... not that you'd find any copies of it in a place like this. '

'UNEDUCATED' SEX SHOP ASSISTANT: ' Look we just stock what the customers want and if they want Filthy Threesomes and Cherrybusters XXX then that's what they get. '

'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' Oh God... this is humiliating. I'm in some disgusting, immoral store with a barely dressed woman talking to me about filthy threesomes. If I had a choice all of the filth that is on the shelves of this store would be banned. All that these films and magazines do is glorify sex and fill people's minds with disgusting sexual thoughts. Sex should be private and between a happily married couple, it shouldn't be on the cover of magazines or on tapes for perverts to drool over. The whole little sex industry is a stain on the conscience of far too many people and all it seems to do is pervert the minds of young teenage boys who should be much more interested in doing their homework and getting good grades. '

'UNEDUCATED' SEX SHOP ASSISTANT: ' Gimmie  a break... if this shop's so disgusting or whatever and you're so uptight about sex then why the hell are you here? '

 'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' Unfortunately, I've got to do a little research on Val Venis and this horrid business that he's involved in. '

UNEDUCATED' SEX SHOP ASSISTANT: ' You know actually I don't care why you're here you can just get out of the store. '

 'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' Oh, don't worry, I'll quite happily leave. '

Matt Striker gives the sex store assistant yet another dirty look and turns on his heels walking out the same way he came in. The camera follows Striker who is shaking his head as he stands outside the store. As Striker sees the camera he turns to it and begins to talk.

'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: '  You know I honestly thought that it was a mere joke when I was told I would wrestle a pornographic actor. I thought that no wrestling company would hire a man like Val Venis never mind put him in the ring with myself. I mean how degrading, how demeaning, how derogatory... to put Matt Striker in the ring with a man who is a common prostitute. You can't look at it in any other way... Val Venis, is paid to engage in intercourse... and is no better than a plebeian whore. Think about what the man does for a living... it's  simply sickening. He sleeps with women whose name's he doesn't know and who he couldn't care less for... doing it all in front of a TV camera to be watched by some equally perverted individuals. You know I believe that sexual relations should be between two loving, consenting adults and, most importantly of all, sexual relations should stay between those two adults and should most definitely stay behind closed doors. Of course, I know such beliefs as mine may seem out of date and practically archaic to people like Val Venis, but clearly unlike him I have something called morals. They are the ethical principals that I live by and they make me a fine, up-standing member of society... far removed from hustlers and pimps like Val Venis who are all too rightfully shunned and cast aside by society. You see as long as Val Venis chooses to continue with his current line of work, if you can call it that, he will never be accepted by society. However, that could all change... all Val Venis needs is a little help from myself. I'm sure that even he can be reformed and under my guidance he too could embrace a moral philosophy on life. You see as far as Matt Striker's concerned there are no lost causes and no unteachable pupils... with my intelligence and a few quick lessons I can change lives. '

Matt Striker slowly composes himself, beginning to smile as he returns to addressing the camera.

'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' Now I advise that all my students watching at home pay close attention to what I'm going to say. All of you MLW fans can follow the same steps as Val Venis and you too can become decent members of society. You see I know that Val Venis's life and career is driven by sex, much like your own... it's the basic animalistic desire that sadly you people can't seem to look beyond. However, I have the solution... abstinence! It's so simple that hopefully some of those watching at home may  be able to grasp what I'm talking about. All that one needs to do is abstain from sex and become a born again virgin like myself. It could certainly change Val Venis's life. I mean no more sexually transmitted diseases from street whores and no more young mothers demanding their paternity money. It's really the smart man's choice to live by the principals of abstinence... I mean no matter how many women I have begging to get into bed with me I've been able to resist their temptations. And if I can resist intelligent, educated and extremely attractive young women then surely Val Venis can resist the same cheap porn films. It's the rational and the right choice to embrace abstinence... otherwise Val Venis will only be proving himself as an ignorant, uneducated man. '

Realising he's still standing outside a sex shop Matt Striker moves away from it and begins walking down the street as the camera follows  him.

'YOUR TEACHER' MATT STRIKER: ' However, if Val Venis chooses to ignore my words of wisdom then I'll teach him a different sort of lesson inside the ring this Monday on Underground TV. On the debut of MLW I will be looking to make an impact and display my intelligence by picking up a debut win and if Val Venis is idiotic enough to get in my way then I'll happily make light work of him. You see I am to prove that brain is always better than brawn and once everyone at MLW sees my talents I'm sure it won't be long till I make my way to the zenith, the apex, to the pinnacle of MLW. And if you don't know these words look them up! And remember that I am Matt Striker... Your Teacher! '

The picture then fades out as Matt Striker grins and strolls down the street away from the camera.