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PDQ BACH

1712 Overture & Other Musical Assaults
# Composition Track Title
1 S. 1712 Introduction
2 1712 Overture (S. 1712)
3 Bach Portrait Introduction
4 Bach Portrait
5 S. Under 18 Introduction
6 Capriccio La Pucelle De New Orleans (S. Under 18)
7 S. 1A Introduction
8 Minuet Militare (S. 1A)
9 S. e=mt2 Introduction
10 Prelude To Einstein On The Fritz (S. e=mt2)
11 The Preachers of Crimetheus
Ballad In One Selfless Act
S.988 		Introduction
12 I. Prologue (Bottomless Sorrow, Topless Gaiety)
13 II. The Lamentations Of Jerry Maja
14 III. Finale: Special Deliverance
1989 Telarc

A Little Nightmare Music: An Opera In One Irrevocable Act
# Composition Track Title
1 Opera In One
Irrevocable Act
S. 13 		Aria: "What Sweet Music"
2 Aria: "Nature Gave Us Eyes"
3 Duet: "Uh Oh"
4 Finale: "What Hutzpah!"
5 Octoot
For Wind Instruments
S. 8 		Vite, Tout De Suite
6 Lent, Tout Au Moins
7 Minuet Et, Tout À L'Heure, Trio
8 Chanson: "Toute L'Année, Hey, Hey, Hey"
9 Tout A Coup Le Bout
10 Royal Firewater Musick
S. 1/5 		Long; Neat; Long
11 March On The Rocks
12 Minute With A Twist
13 Sarabande Straight Up
14 One For The Road
1983 Vanguard

An Hysteric Return: PDQ Bach At Carnegie Hall
# Track Title
1 Oratorio - "The Seasonings" (S. 1/2 tsp.)
2 "Unbegun" Symphony
3 Pervertimento For Bagpipes, Bicycle And Balloons, S. 66
1987 Vanguard

Black Forest Bluegrass
# Composition Track Title
1 Cantata: Blaues Gras
(Bluegrass Cantata) 		Recitative And Aria: "Blaues Gras"
2 Recitative: "O"/Aria: "Du Gist Im Land"
3 Recitative: "O"/Duet: "Ich Sehe"
4 Chorale: "Ich Gehe"/Duet: "Sag' Mir"
5 No-No Nonette
For Assorted Winds And Toys
S. 86 		First Movement
6 Second Movement
7 Third Movement
8 Fourth Movement
9 Last Movement
10 S. 99 44/100 "Hear Me Through" From Diverse Ayres On Sundrie Notions (S. 99 44/100)
1979 Vanguard

Music For An Awful Lot Of Winds & Percussion
# Composition Track Title
1 Grand Serenade
For An Awful Lot Of
Winds & Percussion
S. 1000 		Introduction
2 I. Grand Entrance
3 II. Simply Grand Minuet
4 III. Romance In The Grand Manner
5 IV. Rondo Mucho Grando
6 "Dutch" Suite
S. -16 		Introduction
7 I. Mr. Minuit's Minuet
8 II. Panther Dance
9 III. Dance Of The Grand Dams
10 IV. The Lowland Fling
11 Six Contrary Dances
S. 39 		Introduction
12 I. Maestoso Animoso
13 II. Daintissimo
14 III. Allegro, But Not Too Mucho
15 IV. Molto Moderato
16 V. Vivace Cucarace
17 VI. Moving Right Alongo
18 S. 32' Introduction
19 Lip My Reeds (S. 32')
20 S. Onesy Twosy Door Prize Scene; Fanfare For Fred
21 Introduction
22 March Of The Cute Little Wood Sprites (S. Onesy Twosy)
23 Last Tango
In Bayreuth 		Introduction
24 Last Tango In Bayreuth
25 Closing
1992 Telarc

Oedipus Tex & Other Choral Calamities
# Composition Track Title
1 Oedipus Tex
Dramatic Oratorio
For Soloists,
Chorus And Orchestra
S. 150 		Introduction
2 I. Prologue: "Tragedy"
3 Recitative: "Well"
4 II. Aria With Chorus: "Howdy There"
5 Recitative: "And It Wasn't Long"
6 III. Duet With Chorus: "My Heart"
7 Recitative: "But"
8 IV. Aria: "You Murdered Your Father"
9 Recitative: "When Billie Jo Heard"
10 V. Aria With Chorus: "Goodbye"
11 Recitative: "When Oedipus Heard"
12 VI. Chorale And Finale
13 S. 1-2-3 Introduction
14 Classical Rap (S. 1-2-3)
15 Knock, Knock
Choral Cantata
S.4/1 		Introduction
16 I. Recitative And Chorus: "Knock, Knock"
17 II. Recitative And Chorus: "How Many Psychiatrists"
18 III. Recitative And Chorale: "What Is The Question?"
19 IV> Recitative And Chorus: "So This Guy"
20 S. 100 Introduction
21 Birthday Ode To "Big Daddy" Bach For Soloists, Chorus And Orchestra (S. 100)
1990 Telarc

Portrait Of PDQ Bach
# Composition Track Title
1 Missa Hilarious
S. N2O 		Introduction
2 Yriekay
3 Gloria
4 Credo
5 Sanctus
6 Angus Dei
7 Eine Kleine Nichtmusik Introduction
8 Eine Kleine Nichtmusik
9 S. 9999999999 Introduction
10 Echo Sonata For Two Unfriendly Groups Of Instruments (S. 9999999999)
11 S. 359 Introduction
12 A Consort Of Choral Christmas Carols (S. 359)
1977 Vanguard

Sneaky Pete And The Wolf/Carnival Of The Animals
# Composition Track Title
1 Sneaky Pete And The Wolf Sneaky Pete And The Wolf
2 Carnival Of The Animals Introduction
3 Royal March Of The Lions
4 Hens And Roosters
5 Wild Asses
6 Tortoises
7 The Elephant
8 Kangaroos
9 Aquarium
10 People With Long Ears
11 The Cuckoo In The Depths Of The Forest
12 Aviary
13 Pianists
14 Fossils
15 The Swan
16 Finale
1993 Telarc

The Ill-Conceived PDQ Bach Anthology
# Composition Track Title
1 This Is Professor Pete
2 S. 1712 1712 Overture (S. 1712)
3 Oedipus Tex
Dramatic Oratorio For
Soloists, Chorus And Orchestra
S. 150 		Introduction
4 II. Aria With Chorus: "Howdy There"
5 Recitative: "It Wasn't Long"
6 III. My Heart
7 Recitative: "When Oedipus Heard"
8 VI. Chorale And Finale
9 Love Me Introduction
10 Love Me
11 WTWP Station ID
12 Oo-La-La Oo-La-La Introduction
13 Oo-La-La: Cookin' French Like The French Cook French
14 The Musical Sacrifice
S. 50% Off 		Introduction
15 I. Fuga Meshuga
16 S. 1-2-3 Introduction
17 Classical Rap (S. 1-2-3)
18 S. 3.14159, Easy As Introduction: The Short-Tempered Clavier (S. 3.14159, Easy As)
19 I. C Major
20 S. 1000 Introduction: Grand Serenade For An Awful Lot Of Winds & Percussion (S. 1000)
21 II. Simply Grand Minuet
22 S. 4 Introduction: Four Folk Song Upsettings (S. 4)
23 Little Bunny Hop Hop Hop
24 S. 1A Introduction
25 Minuet Militaire (S. 1A)
26 Enough Already
1998 Telarc

The Short-Tempered Clavier And Other Dysfunctional Works For Keyboard
# Composition Track Title
1 The Short-Tempered Clavier
Preludes And Fugues
In All The Major
And Minor Keys
Except The Really
Hard Ones
S. Easy As 3.12149265 		Opening & Introduction
2 I. C Major
3 II. C Minor
4 III. C-Sharp Minor
5 IV. D Major
6 V. D Minor
7 VI. E-Flat Major
8 VII. F Major
9 VIII. G Minor
10 IX. G Major
11 X. A Major
12 XI. A Minor
13 XII. B-Flat Major
14 Little Pickle Book
S. 6 		Introduction
15 I. Toccata Et Fuga Obnoxia
16 II. Chorale Prelude (Ave Maria Et Angus Dei)
17 III. Fantasia Sopra "Fräulein Maria Mack"
18 IV. Lullaby And Goodnight
19 Sonata Da Circo
(Circus Sonata)
S. 3 Ring 		Introduction
20 I. Spiel Vorspiel
21 II. Entrada Grande
22 III. Smokski The Russian Bear
23 IV. Toccata Ecdysiastica
24 Calliope Frustration
25 Three Chorale-Based Piecelets
S. III 		Introduction
26 I. Chorale: "Orally"
27 II. Chorale Prelude On An American Hymn For The Last Sunday Before The Fourth Day Of The Seventh Month After New Year's Eve
28 III. Chorale Variastions On "In Der Nacht So Hell, Der Petrus Ist Mein Freund"
29 Epilogue
1995 Telarc

Two Pianos Are Better Than One
# Composition Track Title
1 Concerto For Two Pianos
Vs. Orchestra
S. 2 Are Better Than One 		Introduction
2 I. Shake Allegro
3 II. Andante Alighieri
4 III. Presto Changio
5 Trio (Sic) Sonata
S. 3(4) 		Introduction
6 I. Antemezzo
7 II. Mezzo
8 III. Intermezzo
9 IV. L'Altro Mezzo
10 Chaconne À Son Goût Introduction
11 Chaconne À Son Goût
12 The Musical Sacrifice
S. 50% Off 		Introduction
13 I. Fuga Meshuga
14 II. Sort Of Little Trio Sonata: Andante; Allegro Molto; Lento; Vivace
15 III. Three Canons
16 IV. Chorale Prelude: "Da Kommt Ja Der Schurke"
17 V. Four More Canons
18 VI. The Grossest Fugue
19 Closing
1994 Telarc