Songs following an interlude should be listened to along with an interlude, for example: Listen to #4 and #5, #9 and #10, #14 and #15, and #20 and #21. I was going to put up the lyrics of his songs but he has requested that these not be displayed on the internet. So instead I am going to be putting up links to his songs. (Ha, ha, ha)

A Little Bit Special

01. Lullaby (Divorce Song)

A lullaby a father sings to his daughter about why her mom left them.

02. Half a Man

It's not about a man whose missing his legs or anything like that. He's just missing one thing.

03. Bitch

A reunion.

04. Intro (Gortengar Trail)

(Interlude) Stephen and Ed playing.

05. Special

Stephen's childhood friend.

06. A Month Dead

A screwed up relationship.

07. Priest

A love story.

08. Hair

A stray hair.

09. Intro (Super Karate Monkey Death Car)

(Interlude)Someone lost their gerbil.

10. Gerbil

Fun with gerbils.

11. Walken I

(Interlude) Christopher Walken's commentary on the album so far # 1.

12. R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)

A serinade for Rae Dawn Chong.

13. Mother's Day Song

He "loves" his momma.

14. Intro (Curly McDimple)

(Interlude) A special suprise.

15. Hermamphrodite

She doesn't go both ways but you'll have to.

16. Tall Glass O' Water

She's a great girl.

17. Walken II

(Interlude) Christopher Walken's commentary on the album so far # 2.

18. In Defense of a Peepshow Girl

Another screwed up relationship.

19. Jim Henson's Dead

I can't tell whether this is insulting or a tribute.

20. Intro (A Tribute to Multigrain Bun)

(Interlude)Too drunk to remember.

21. Gay

Just too drunk.

22. Walken III/Kill a Kitten/Walken IV

(Interlude. Also contains the bonus tracks: Kill a Kitten, and Walken IV)

Christopher Walken's commentary on the album so far # 3/Fun with kittens/I call it Walken IV but its bloopers from the making of the album

Superhero

01. Talk to Me

An accidental encounter.

02. Dr. Stephen

A great doctor.

03. Priest (Bonus Live Version)

The live version of "Priest" from the previous album.

04. Country Love Song

A country love song. It's kind of self explanatory.

05. Superhero

Stephen entertaining the kiddies.

06. What if that guy from Smashing Pumpkins lost his car keys?

It's very self explanatory.

07. Mothers Day (Bonus Live Version)

The live version of "Mother's Day Song" from the previous album.

08. Taxi Driver

Stephen riding in a cab.

09. For the Ladies

The nastiest love song ever.

10. Grandfather

Mouring a relative is hard.

11. Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)

The greatest bowler ever. Stephen's least favorite

12. She Gotta Smile

(First of three songs featuring Mark Teich) The hot chick in the bar and her friend.

13. Best Friends Song

(Second of three songs featuring Mark Teich) Why Stephen and Mark are friends.

14. D and D

(Last of three songs featuring Mark Teich) An underrated game.

15. Down to the Old Pub Instead

Words of Irish wisdom.

16. Bonus

(Contains the bones tracks: Lullaby (Bonus Live Version), and Special Olympics)

The live version of "Lullaby" from the previous album/"As bad as it gets."

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