Ok, so I Didn't Write These Ones, and In fact they Arn't even Nuggets, but Boy Do They Sound Like Them...
Not Really a Nick's Nugget of Joy, But What the Hey #37

Once, when I was a little kid, my mom and dad put a snake in my pillow. They told me that if I believe enough in God that the snake wouldn't hurt me. Well, I guess I didn't believe enough.

(From Andy Rickdor Controls the Universe)