| Weird Quotes Some crazy things I've said in my time! |
| "Did you know that aliens opened this shop?That's why it smells so weird in here." - Me to Mum in Next "You better close your curtains properly, or crazy people will jump in and kill you." - Me to my sister "You're ugly and gay and you should be banned from tv.(mimes puking)" - Me to Robbie Williams on the telly "Would you like a pet banana?" - Me to Mum "I know the alien that opened this shop." - Me to Mum in Dorothy Perkins "Can I have a bat?Please?What about a snake?" - Me, begging Mum for a pet "Mum, do you know the alien that opened Dorothy Perkins?Well, can he move in to the attic?I promise they won't be any fuss.Please?" - Me to Mum "Zipperumpa-zoos and YAAAAAAAAALLY!" Me, gone absolutely bonkers "A vampire lives in that freezer, you know." - Me to my dumb little sister |
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