Weird Quotes
Some crazy things I've said in my time!
"Did you know that aliens opened this shop?That's why it smells so weird in here."
- Me to Mum in Next

"You better close your curtains properly, or crazy people will jump in and kill you."
- Me to my sister

"You're ugly and gay and you should be banned from tv.(mimes puking)"
- Me to Robbie Williams on the telly

"Would you like a pet banana?"
- Me to Mum

"I know the alien that opened this shop."
- Me to Mum in Dorothy Perkins

"Can I have a bat?Please?What about a snake?"
- Me, begging Mum for a pet

"Mum, do you know the alien that opened Dorothy Perkins?Well, can he move in to the attic?I promise they won't be any fuss.Please?"
- Me to Mum

"Zipperumpa-zoos and YAAAAAAAAALLY!"
Me, gone absolutely bonkers

"A vampire lives in that freezer, you know."
- Me to my dumb little sister