"I don’t eat fruit"

"This should be healthy. Die kun drinks this a lot" Toshiya licked his finger and stared at the cucumber juice. The drummer sniffed it then fumed, "This isn’t fruit" he mumbled. Toshiya shrugged, "It’s a kind of vegetable"

"That’s it then. I don’t eat vegs!" Shinya exclaimed, "Not at all!!!"

Toshiya raised an eyebrow, licking his fingers, "Uh-huh, bet you any money if Die told you to drink that, you’d do it right there and then!" he smirk

Shinya sighed and took a sip

Then another sip

Then took the glass in his hand and walked towards the living room.

"Told you. You love it don’t you?" he exclaimed happily. Shinya ignored and sat on the couch, "You wanna show me what you did?"

Toshiya nodded and took out few wrinkly papers

"Hah! Messy!" Shinya looked surprised

Toshiya flapped his eyes, "Ano, …"

"Does Kaoru kun say things about that?"

Toshiya giggled. "I normally put up my puppy eyes like this…" he bit his lips and trembled a little, eyes all wet and red all the sudden and nose slightly running.

Shinya blinked and moved back

"Then he would say things like telling me to be tidy, and then he would iron them flat for me!" Toshiya ate his yoghurt and went on casually. The drummer sighed and looked up the ceiling.

"Do you think…"

"HM?"

Shinya suddenly blushed a little and then sat up, taking his own papers out, "I think we should start now"

Toshiya sighed

*

"I like your car…" Kaoru opened the door and went in, Die followed and closed the door before locking it. The older man put the keys on the table and took off his jacket. The red head did the same and put his jacket on the chair "It’s tough to take care of, but it’s not very spoilt"

Kaoru laughed and walked to the kitchen

Die stretched his arms and sat on the couch in the living room. But his eyes caught something, few pictures. The guitarist smiled, curiously, and took them with his hands. Then he looked confused. Those were pictures of few girls, doing cosplays, and boys too.

The man nodded, fans.

Then he looked at the rest

Pictures of girls, model like shots…then…

Boys. Boys in those male beauty magazines, boys in the modeling agency, advertisement, anything, everything! And they all, …all the pictures didn’t look like model like. The boys posed casually, with casual clothes, casual face expression.

Die joined his eyebrows

Kaoru walked back and put two can of beers on the table, "Heh, checking out pictures?" he muttered

Die looked up confusedly, "Dare?"

Kaoru looked over then chuckled, "Fans, and some models. They’re for our PVs. I was discussing it with the management guys and was given few shots. But yeah, I don’t really care about them" Kaoru took a sip of his beer

The red head looked around, "He’s cute"

Kaoru smiled, looked then nodded

"He’s okay"

Kaoru nodded

"Ma, big lips"

Kaoru giggled

"He has quite a nice arm, Kaoru, are you sure these guys are for PVs? They don’t look like one of those…" he raised an eyebrow to the older man. "What? Like, do I sleep with every one of them? No" he replied the unasked question.

Die chuckled

Then it suddenly hit Kaoru.

They had gone through this before. Die would come over and they would go through pictures together. But Die would always say things about the girls NOT boys!!!

Then the doorbell rang

Kaoru joined his eyebrows and looked at his watch, "But who could it be?"

Die sneered and lifted up a picture with a guy sitting down with legs apart, "Him"

Kaoru laughed and walked towards the door.

The red head threw the pics on the table then opened the can drink. He took a sip then got up, walking towards the main door. He heard Kaoru talking, then heard giggles.

Die stepped forward and things came to his vision

Kaoru was leaning over the sill, talking with normal low voice and arms across. Then there were two boys, cute boys, standing next to each other and talked to the violet head. Die joined his eyebrows

Those boys …not just some boys or some models…

Kaoru lifted his head up and nodded to Die, "Hey, come here" he called out. The red head did so and nodded to the boys. The first one gasped, smiled then nudged the second one. The second one smiled shyly. Now that he was standing close to them, those boys looked painfully familiar

"Remember Jun and Takeo?"

Die blinked

Pierrot?

(I can hear some hentai readers going O.o I mean, come on. One plus one is two. Two plus two is four! Right?)

*

"Ah! Finished!" Toshiya beamed proudly.

Shinya shook his head, "One more"

"Mou! Then I have to stay here ne" he exclaimed.

Shinya shrugged, "I’m so used to this already! Nobody is supposed to stay in Shinya sama no uchi!" the younger one pouted and gave a look. Toshiya giggled and went on, "Even icebergs melt okay? Come on, Die stays over here more than anybody does!’

Now that just silenced Shinya

Toshiya smiled

*

"Oh, Die kun. You’re just so funny!" Jun giggled and looked at the red head, who sat on the opposite couch. Takeo laughed, casually, sitting beside his band mate while his eyes were fixed on the other guitarist, Kaoru.

The red head have his dazzling smile and Jun stopped giggling; instead, he smiled back.

Kaoru gave a strange look at Die, who didn’t seem to notice.

"So it’s actually quite good then?" Takeo asked, looking at Kaoru. His hands held two videotapes. Die looked at them and smiled, while Kaoru and the drummer exchanged some comments. Jun joined in and took the tapes from Takeo.

"Well, we best be going…" Jun suddenly muttered after a while, looking at his watch, "We still need to take care of Kohta"

Takeo rolled his eyes

"Come on…Takeo. Let’s go" Jun pushed and stood up

Die stood up too, "What’s up with that?" he asked, curious. Jun smiled, "It’s Kohta, ever since Kirito goes out with Kyo kun, Kohta is kind of abandoned. No matter how much Kohta tries to deny his blood tie with Kirito, he can’t ignore what he had done"

Takeo shrugged, "Kirito takes a good care of all of us, basically"

Kaoru looked at Die, who pursed his lips tight

"But now he takes care of Kyo kun more…" Jun looked at Die, and smiled.

"So it’s our turn to take care of him" Takeo added, "And Aiji is with him right now, that’s why we have to rush" he looked at Jun who was already walking towards the main door, talking to Die. Then he smiled and looked at Kaoru, who smiled back.

"Really, Kaoru kun…" Takeo stopped as Jun stepped out. The boys turned back to the guitarists, "When we don’t have to rush, maybe we can watch some movies over my place, or Takeo’s" Jun looked at Die.

Okay, but the looks and attitude they were giving, didn’t support the idea of a plain evening watching movies over their places. They looked more like high school girls talking with sweet eyes looking up at their soccer player senior guys.

Kaoru gave his ever so calm and slow smile while Die shrugged and put his hands in his pockets, charmingly smiled, "Well, sounds like a good idea…next time eh?" he replied.

Jun and Takeo said their goodbyes and disappeared into the lift.

Kaoru and Die stared at the direction for a while, and then eventually looked at each other

Die looked at Kaoru

Kaoru looked back

Then both men laughed

"Oh geez, Kaoru!" Die managed to mutter among laughters. Kaoru shrugged and continued to laugh along

Then kaoru stepped into the apartment and Die again, locked the door.

"What’s with the lame excuse?" Die chirped, "Coming to you and talk about video rents?"

"Nah, we just happened to rent from the same shop" he replied carelessly and threw himself on the couch. Die sat opposite the violet head and smirked, "Sure they don’t join coz you did?" he teased. Kaoru rolled his eyes, then looked at him, …

"Maybe"

Die burst out laughing, "But funny, very funny how they are so…looking up at us!"

Kaoru nodded, "Feels good eh?"

Die smiled and took a deep breath, "Uh huh"

Kaoru fell silent for a while, "That’s how it feels when you’re around those kind…original"

Die stopped and looked at Kaoru.

Original?

His eyes swept Kaoru’s body from head to toe, as much as he could take in his sight.

So that’s how he felt doing it with the other boys?

Original?

That’s how he felt being the ideal seme?

*

"This is the massage to relief your biceps, I know how you always, ALWAYS complain of having aches, here and there" Shinya put more tension on his fingers and Toshiya moaned aloud, "Yeah, here and there, every places…" he mumbled, and smiled.

"Kaoru kun does this?"

Toshiya smiled wider, "Uh huh, releasing pain…here and –there- …"

But Shinya didn’t get that one, "So you mean he’s good in massages too?" he asked sounding as if he was pouting. Toshiya chuckled and moaned again as Shinya’s hands moved down his back, "Uhn, yeah…some places…if you’re talking of this kind of massage, no, you’re better"

Shinya, being Shinya himself, of course, didn’t catch that ‘this kind of massage’ part. Instead, he smiled proudly to his own cute snotty self.

He had been praised many times just becoz of his massaging skills. Die kun had done that many times and he said he loved the way Shinya did it. Kaoru kun always laughed when it came to the waist coz it tickled and Kyo kun moaned the loudest, talking of being the vocalist.

Toshi kun…hm…

"Do you like it?" he asked the older guy.

"Are you kidding? I LOVE it! It’s the best thing you do!!!" Toshiya exclaimed, and earned himself a slap. The drummer pouted but didn’t stop. He reached the waist, and the bassist jumped, giggling, "Ticklish!" he muttered.

Shinya giggled too and tickled more. Toshiya yelped and hastily turned his body around and tried to grab the frail arms but noooo, Shinya was of course stronger. (Anybody waiting for lemon here? L7) the pretty bassist laughed until he couldn’t even breathe, so he just had to curled his body up and whimpered

"Stop bullying me….ne…ne…" Toshiya whined, "Mean…kowaii…" he whimpered more.

Shinya sighed and stopped.

Toshiya sniffed

Shinya poked his arm, "Ne…"

Toshiya ignored and pretended to snore

Shinya stomped his foot on the ground and pulled Toshiya’s arms down, "Don’t pretend to fall asleep!" he shouted and the other guy screamed, "Ahhh!!" Shinya stared at the pretty face and Toshiya stared up boldly. Both bishounen stared at each other, waiting for each other to give up, but no. One was stubborn and the other one was pushy.

However, both pretty ones finally couldn’t take it anymore so they just burst out into giggles

"You look funny!" Shinya chirped

Toshiya did the same, "You look so funny too…"

"You have the spiky thing on your chin…" Shinya stopped laughing and reached out to feel the ‘spiky thing’ Toshiya gasped and slapped his hand away, "Iie! Eech! I need to shave!!!" he whined aloud, obviously hating the ‘spiky thing’

Shinya blinked, "Eh? Girls love that ne…"

Toshiya joined his eyebrows and covered his chin, "How do you know?" he asked. Not that it wasn’t obvious coz some girls apparently found the ‘spiky thing’ sexy (yes, on some guys it is! L7) but that coming from Shinya, was WEIRD

First of all, Shinya never talked about girls. Second of all, Shinya didn’t know anything about girls, and he didn’t even have ‘spiky thing’ on his face in the first place, how the hell did he know about that?!

"Die kun told me…" Shinya said plainly and slapped Toshiya’ hands away and held his chin AND touched the ‘spiky thing’ The bassist tried to let go but no. Shinya was stronger. Then he rolled his eyes. Of course, from baka Die.

"So you share tons of stuff with Die eh?" Toshiya asked with an eyebrow raised. Shinya merely shrugged and let go, "Sometimes we just talk"

Toshiya was DYING to ask…if…if Shinya knew about…about…you know…

"And the other day, Die kun and you baka!!!!" Shinya suddenly exploded. Toshiya gasped and leaned back on the couch, confused, surprised. But Shinya continued carelessly, "He was in my bathroom, huh! That big spoilt monster! And he calls me brat! He wanted me to help him in the shower!" Toshiya raised an eyebrow, "And can you imagine that?!!!" Shinya retorted

Toshiya looked at him in disbelief

"He wanted to wear MY shirt! My jeans! And wanted me to do his laundry!!" Shinya hissed and went silent. Toshiya looked at him weirdly.

"Anyway, he just finished shower and I was giving him the shirt-" Toshiya widened his eyes, "Then he said he had stuff on his chin but didn’t want to shave them coz-" Shinya suddenly stopped and blushed, "Coz I don’t have the cream and I won’t borrow the one for my legs" he trailed off. Toshiya smiled, "Uh huh, coz you have nothing" the drummer glared and continued anyway, "He said girls love that…"

Toshiya took a deep breath, …that was so Die…

"I guess so, some girls…but no! I HATE!" Toshiya hissed, "I wish I never have them! You’re so lucky!!!"

Shinya looked at him weirdly, "Coz you don’t wanna look like a guy? But you ARE!"

Toshiya pouted and leaned back on the couch, "I know…I know…"

"Don’t you like it on Die kun?" Shinya suddenly asked.

…

Toshiya smiled,, "Why? You think it’s sexy on him?"

…

Shinya pouted cutely

Toshiya got up, grinned and looked at his face, "Yeah? You think it’s sexy???" he pushed.

"Uh…" was the reply but it was enough for Toshiya to take it as a yes.

"You like him don’t you?"

"No!"

"Yes you do! You just like him! You think he’s sexy!" Toshiya teased

"NO!"

"Nya nyanya nya nya… Die is sexy….nya nyanya nya nya Shinya wanna sleep with him…nya nyanya ny-ITAI!!!!!!!!"

*

"Ah choo!!!!" Die sniffed, "Gomen…"

Kaoru looked up and lifted his chin in the air, "Samui?" he asked.

Die shook his head, "Hai…sukoshi…" he rubbed his palms against his arms, "Daijyobu…"

Kaoru sighed and got up, "I’ll get you a blanket, staying over tonight?"

Die nodded

The violet head nodded back to himself and walked towards the room, stretching his arms and yawned. Die looked at his retreating back then looked away. Dammit! Now the whole ideal seme thing was swirling around in his head. It bugged him coz nobody was supposed to be the ‘ideal seme’ it was too prejudiced and too biased! Everybody had different taste! Kaoru could be the ‘ideal seme’ for some people but not others! He couldn’t be-

"Here’s your blanket, the guest room was a bit cold, coz I broke the window sill so it can’t shut properly" Kaoru smiled, a little embarrassed. "It’s cold out here, so maybe you wanna sleep with me?" he asked in his usual tone. Die looked at him weirdly and smiled, "Yeah…" he took the blanket, "Sankyuu…" he said. Kaoru shrugged and sat back down the couch and picked his guitar up. "It’s not that some chick is bitching and loving you at the same time…."

The red head laughed, "Where did you get that from?"

"They said it’s either one of those when you sneeze" the older man shrugged

Even though he laughed, Die was having thoughts in his mind, dammit! But now, he would have the chance to see Kaoru’s ‘sleeping habit’ and he would have the chance to find out what the hell it meant by the ideal seme! He would have to dig out as much shit as possible from the older man! He HAD to ask!!!! (Ne, Die kun. I don’t quite think ASKING is the right way to find out- L7) Kaoru would tell him, just put up that I’m so straight I only sleep with girls image. With Kaoru’s I’m the leader sama ask me anything I know the answer attitude, it would be easy!!!!

Yeah, you wished…

*

"Maa…so nice!" Toshiya purred as Shinya massaged his finger slowly

The drummer pouted

…

Shinya stared at the bassist’s face.

"Toshi kun…"

"Hn?"

"When is your first time?"

Toshiya flapped his eyes open and stared at Shinya

"Nani?!"

***