Why didn't the Skeleton go the the dance?
He didn't have any body to go with!
Why couldn't the Skeleton go skydiving?
He didnt' have the guts.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
The Trom-Bone.
Why did the Skeleton cross the road?
To get to the Body Shop!
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
Bone head
How does a skeleton open doors?
With a skeleton key.
What did the Skeleton order with his beer?
A Mop!
How do you tell the difference between a male skeleton and a female skeleton?
The female skeleton is the one with the diamond ring.
