| The Stuff You Never Really Wanted To Know About Me! |
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| Name: I'm Not Telling! Sex: Usually Male. Birthday: 21st June Starsign: Gemini Country: Australia I Like Spoons, Monkeys, Caffeine, Coca Cola, Holidays, RPGing, My Own Pitiful Attempts At Drawing, Insanity (My own), Writing Stories, Reading Stories, Being Lazy, Wreaking Swift, Terrible Vengence on those who wrong me, Being pessimistic, Murphy's Law. I Don't Like Writers Block, That poster in my History Room, Carrots, Splelling mistakes (;-), Those bands that T.V shows make (Bardot, Scandal'us), The Satanic teachings of my PE teachers (Nobody tells ME to move and gets away with it!), missing the blatantly obvious (But it can be kinda funny), pretty much all of the human race, stupid, Luvie Duvie movies where the end is incredibly obvious from the outset, people who talk to me for periods of longer than ten minutes without breathing, things that go wrong no matter what I do, Half-Yearlies, Dumb People, Stuff that seems a bit *TOO* convenient, Hypocrites, Optimists, Dentists, Needles, Things that go right the first time (Too convenient), Forks, Stairs, Access Ramps, Late Night Ads for Fitness Machines (EG, the Abdoer), Interdimensional Transportation without a beverage holder. Pets: Pepper the dog, Milo the cat (Also known as Fat@$$, Lard@$$, FatCat, Etc), The Nameless Cat (Known as Kitty to some, Runt to me, Idiot to others, and YOU BLOODY #@$%^^%#@$%^%&#$%#^ing #$%&^$%^$%^!!! To all at some point) and Frankie the Goldfish (Mine, and so is Pepper) Family: Me, Mom, Dad, Ellen (Younger Sister), Timothy (Older Brother), Lucinda (Brothers Girlfriend, but she's here so often that my friends think she lives here!) My Friends: Samuel, Benjamin, Mathew, Adam, Jerry, Brad, Nigel, Chris, Sarah Thomas, Sarah Hall, Al (Alexandra), Rochelle, Emma, and Bill, my invisible friend. Ways to talk to me: Telepathy, Letters, Phone, Strange Disfigured Monsters with a message on a cracker written in cheese approaching me, loookespoon@hotmail.com Strangest, OOC thing I like: Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On' (I don't like HER tho', so don't get me wrong) My Quotes: If you can't beat 'em, RUN! All Hail The All Mighty SPOON! If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to startled. I will rule the world! And all of you will becomes my Slaves... Errr, friends! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Other Peoples Quotes: I laugh in the face of danger! Then I run and hide 'till it goes away. -Xander, from Buffy the Vapire Slayer |