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What can I say? Thanks to one paticularly annoying person, I hate the linux penguin. No, to be fair, I hate the linux penguin a lot, so in a fit of rage I bought a few of them and thought of some interesting ways to destroy them. It's interesting to note that in order to take out my anger, I had to purchase four of these linux penguins, thus making the company think people like these damn things and so they will produce more of the damn things, but oh well, this was worth it.

so, what did we do to these evil things?

It seemed appropriate to detonate one of them, but after some carefull thought it was decided that having everyone within a five kilomiter radius hearing the blast was a bad idea, so we settled for a quieter incendiary bomb. this was constructed using a tube of flash powder and a bag full of lighter fluid for a nice flame.