* FODUCK enters the room looking slightly dishevelled and frumpy as is his usual manner after a long day at work. He takes out a briar pipe from the pocket of his tweed sport coat and gently packs it with bourbon nutcake tobacco. He lights it with a match and puffs lightly and looks around the room, ready to engage you in chat.

* FODUCK enters the room looking slightly dishevelled and frumpy as is his usual manner after a long day on the job. He takes a pack of Carnival King Size cigarettes from the pocket of his red faux leather fanny pack and lights one with his leopard-print Zippo lighter and inhales smoothly. His face becomes relaxed as he looks at the room and speaks, smoke coming out with his words:
<FODUCK> Hello chatters


<FODUCK> HAIL
<NNNN> WHO ARE YOU FODUCK
<FODUCK> I AM THE ONE WHO COMES ON A CHARIOT OF GOLD
<FODUCK> TO REVEAL THE SECRET OF STEEL

*T* FODUCK has changed the topic on channel #philosophy to "think of this as a place abandoned by god"